Rutgers students vote to “diversify” the school mascot. They were upset about the mascot being a white blue-eyed straight guy. So now they will have gay, black, Latino, Asian and “third gender” Scarlet Knights. That will surely fire up the football team, when their muscular cross-dressing mascot starts prancing down the sideline in a tiara, high heels, and pink evening gown lisping at the top of his lungs, “Fight, bitches, fight!”
