Santa Trump cancels White House Christmas party for press. Santa Trump knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. We suspicion several of them will be getting Trump monogrammed lumps of coal.

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A CHRISTMAS TALE FROM THE COMING SOCIALIST UTOPIA

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 – Accused of using blackface on the snowman…snowpersons.

8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.

10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman… Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes….

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I Love a Christmas Story…..

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The press is already bitchin how this is not fair cause they can’t eat and drink on the taxpayers dime. Fuck the press, they got just what they earned…

whiskeyriver
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Why would Trump, or anyone else, want to spend a few hours talking to assholes? Trump is the President, he can fly in 500 disabled veterans and throw a party for them at the White House. He could have a bunch of needy children come in for a visit and shower them with gifts. He can be with people who he enjoys during the Christmas season instead of having to hobknob with a bunch of assholes who hate him.

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Santa knows who has been naughty or nice.

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deepthinker
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Now all the bashers will have to spring for their own buffet and open bar. This is great. Let’s all the msm know that they aren’t as important as they thought they where.

whiskeyriver
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Where will have their little party? How about at the ACLU headquarters? Where they can talk to other idiots!

Joe Redfield
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I never cared much for the concept of Santa Claus as Big Brother.

JPTravis
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That’s probably because you were always naughty.

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No, I was just never nice.