Schumer tempted to eat “delicious” laundry detergent. With the economy humming along and unemployment at record lows, Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has time to probe what really ails society – tasty-looking laundry detergent: “I saw one on my staffer’s desk and I wanted to eat it.” “I don’t know why they make them look so delicious.” Uh, been on that water-only diet long, Chuck?
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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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