Don’t know about you, but we loved the President’s Cairo speech. You know, the one where he wowed the Muslim world with his personal charisma and made them love us again.
Wait. What’s that? They hate us as much as ever? And Sri Lankan Muslims whipped the putty out of an Obama effigy on Friday because they’re pissed off about air strikes in Libya.
Looks like a Sri Lankan speech is in order, Mr President, sir.


Source: Associated Press