Top ten sequester cuts to hit the White House. “1. Obama to begin drinking Poland Spring instead of Fiji water. 2. Biden’s nanny no longer paid to work weekends. 7. Lobster tails no longer permitted for breakfast. Drawn butter will remain. 9. Situation Room no longer open to B-List Hollywood stars. A-List may continue to use at their leisure.” Go to the site to read the rest or contribute yours. Bring the pain. Ouch.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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