Trump cucks Schumer. Now that Trump has made Schemper and his band of stooges his bitches, what’s next on the agenda?

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StrinaM
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Who else is glad they were too busy to debase themselves watching the sh*tshow Grammys???

JPTravis
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Man, talk about funny, I was watching the golf tournament that preceded the Grammys on CBS. Thing is, CBS had planned live coverage of the red carpet starting at 6:30 EST but the golf tournament wasn’t quite over. Then, with CBS feeling the time crunch and limousines backed up down the street so celebrities wouldn’t arrive before CBS could cover their arrival, J. B. Holmes, two shots back and desperate for an eagle on the last hole, stood in the fairway for at least five minutes, pondering whether he could make it to the green in two. Then, just when you could hear CBS executives screaming their anguish in the back room, and the clock ticking toward 7 P.M., he hands his club back to his caddy, who puts the cover back on the fairway wood, and then J. B. spends another five minutes staring at the green, pondering what he should do some more. It was irritating to me as a golf fan, irritating to his opponents in the threesome, and irritating to the fans in attendance at the golf tournament, but ohmygod it was funnier than hell watching more than half of CBS’s red carpet show disappear onto that 18th fairway and funnier than hell thinking about all those celebrities having hissy fits because CBS wouldn’t let them disembark from their limos.

StrinaM
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LOL

MGAP
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MGAP

https://www.cnn.com/videos/cnnmoney/2018/01/27/first-female-colonel-sanders-reba-orig-tc.cnn

In other news, Reba is the new Colonel Sanders. I’m going to go with a WTF? on this one.

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

The WTF is called money! KFC probably paid Reba a ton of cash to do the ad and she will make more every time it airs.

JPTravis
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What is it with KFC and Colonel Sanders lately? They’ve been going through Colonel Sanders like Hillary Clinton goes through pant suits… or like Debbie Washerwoman Shitz goes through Pakistani IT workers… or like Barney Frank goes through male hookers… or like

MGAP
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MGAP

Like Monica Lewinsky blows through blue dresses…

JPTravis
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I see United is at it again, this time escorting a woman off a plane who was trying to get to her dying mother:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/united-airlines-cancels-ticket-woman-trying-see-dying-mother-215717599.html

It’s like they enjoy bad publicity.

MGAP
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MGAP

Yeah, her landlord screwed up her ticket and it is somehow United to blame? What are they supposed to do, give a free ride to anyone claiming their Mom is dying? Love the file photo attached to the article. That’s a 727, I don’t believe United has flown those in this century. Another orchestrated hit piece from the reliable media. Fake news.

MGAP
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MGAP

True United story; employees are livid about profit sharing checks this year. All the other majors are also giving their people the $1000 tax cut savings check, United isn’t. I expect frontline employees will most likely stop giving a damn again and we’ll see an increase in bad press as a result.
The comments section at the profit sharing page on our employee website got lit up so bad and so fast, it got locked up. They’re claiming technical difficulty, most believe the company just locked it.

JPTravis
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You must not have read the story at all. United cancelled the ticket because their software flagged the situation for a fraud alert. But there was no fraud. Her landlord out of the kindness of his heart bought the ticket for her. So she didn’t screw anything up, United did, and then were adamant about escorting her off the plane in spite of the circumstances. AT THAT POINT the ticket is unpayed for, sure, but only because United cancelled it.

MGAP
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sifi
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sifi

what’s next on the agenda? Term limits, term limits, term limits! Sorry, just wishing out loud.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Smucky Choomer saw the polling data from who was being blamed for his shutdown, and changed his tune in a hurry.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

That can’t be Rosie, not fat enough. (snicker)

danybhoy
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danybhoy

Nothing beats this…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWep2V9cXNQ

…”I gotta get bigger actors.”

sifi
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sifi

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MGAP
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MGAP

Sad part? Someone pays to SEE ‘plus sized models’ bent over like that. At least I think that’s a woman, could be Jack Black for all we know.

MGAP
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MGAP

“Cucks Schumer” – Love it!