U.S. ends Chevy Volt battery fire probe

Probe of Volt fires ends: “Based on the available data, NHTSA does not believe that Chevy Volts or other electric vehicles pose a greater risk of fire than gasoline-powered vehicles.” And no, nobody ordered us to say that. You can trust us, we’re best friends with another government agency that owns 32% of GM stock, and we work for the golf-playing egomaniacal doofus who ordered them to buy it.

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