U.S. Hikers Leave Iran Prison Fitter With Sean Penn to Thank. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are truly blessed. Introducing the NEW Sean Penn Diet! It’s simple if you follow these easy rules. 1. Innocently get caught within the poorly marked border of Iran – Easy! 2. Get ready for the real weight loss as you’re starved and kept in a dark basement – sure you might get rickets from the lack of vitamin D, but think of how you’ll look in that new SPEEDO! WOW! and 3. Hope to hell you get out alive! But hey, that’s the fun right? This is where you learn to workout with water bottles and make shoe laces out of your blindfolds. Aw, thanks Sean!!
