Sen. Pat Leahy (D-VT) plans to introduce legislation to make it a federal felony offense for people to mislabel products as containing maple syrup. “Leahy announced his plan at the same time he was announcing the state had received a $70,000 federal grant to help market Vermont maple syrup.” We think the real goal here is to put The Onion out of business by making it impossible to write satire.
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After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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