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whiskeyriver
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Man oh man! The afternoon session into the Congressional investigation just got wilder! Louie Gohmert ripped into that FBI Schmuck guy, ripped into the dumbocraps trying to pull their “procedural” nonsense, he got his point across about the integrity of that Schmuck guy lying to his wife about his mistress which goes to his integrity as a man. Sooper will try to post the rest of the hearing later but for now watch the clip, it is funny as hell watching all the dumbocraps squirm and scream!

http://therightscoop.com/watch-louie-gohmert-triggers-the-hell-out-of-democrats-when-he-accuses-strzok-of-lying-to-his-wife-about-his-fbi-mistress/

whiskeyriver
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Good afternoon everyone!

The circus has started and as predicted the dumbocraps went all out apeshit. That FBI Schmuck guy was asked one question, just one, he refused to answer and when the chairman of the Committee reminded him he was under a subpoena and he had to answer the Dems went nuts. Point of Order, questioning the chairmans right to do this or that, typical obstructionist 101 tactics so the whole session was a waste. Gowdy never did get his question answered.

http://therightscoop.com/watch-trey-gowdy-grills-peter-strzok-and-democrats-turn-hearing-into-obstruction-train-wreck/

Not so silent
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Oh oh…Looks like somebody found dirt on the Clinton’s and got stuffed in a trash compactor…..

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/hillary-clinton-top-aide-huma-abedins-former-posh-home-is-scene-grisly-trash-compactor-death.html

whiskeyriver
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Another one bites the dust! You would think people would get smart and stay as far away from the Clinton Cartel as they could.

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When you hire the ignorant and unqualified..From the city I USE to work in…

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So it is monday.

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I do my best thinking over the weekend, and this past weekend I was thinking about how bad Kalifornia has become, the power shortage in L.A. The homeless problems, the crap all over San Francisco, which made me think about revising the lyrics for a couple of those old San Francisco songs to make them more “today”

For example, Tony Bennett: ” I left my poop in San Francisco”

Or Scott McKenzie: “If your going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some feces in your hair”

And that also made me wonder where the environazi’s are on this???? All that crap ending up in San Francisco Bay has got to cause some problems, how come the environazi’s are so worried about plastic straws and not about Poop in the water???? They seem to be awfully quiet about that crap.

Then I saw a picture of a pink cargo ship, yes pink, that sailed into Oakland. There’s a target for a torpedo if there ever was one.

And then to top it off, those crazy tards in Sacramento sneaked something into the budget bill, that allows almost ANY criminal to opp out of jail time if he or she choose mental health programs instead.

So while your trying to avoid stepping in poo, you can get robbed, the criminal gets to go for a vacation at extended stay nuthouse America, and you get screwed.

John Cox said this weekend that it would be painful but the high speed rail needs to be killed. I agree, perhaps they can have the homeless move under the bridges they built already, like a Mad Maxx movie….

And finally, lots of millionaires are fleeing Kalifornia because of the taxes, meaning the homeless and illegal aliens will have to pay more…Oh hell what am I thinking. The middle class will be driven into poverty by the sadistic little pricks in Sacramento….

They way things are going in Kalifornia….

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MGAP
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Big day today, waiting to hear SCOTUS nominee!

Joe Redfield
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The latest inside information is that Trump is going to nominate Putin for the Supreme Court.

MGAP
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Adolph Hitler, posthumously.

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whiskeyriver
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Good morning fellow media haters! It looks like all the Spanish stations like Telemondo and the rest of the lame stream media ignored the report yesterday that Hispanic unemployment numbers fell to record lows in June, 4.6%. First black unemployment now Hispanic unemployment rates and liberals are still screaming Trump needs to go because his policies are destroying our economy? HAHAHA…

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/latino/ken-oliver/2018/07/08/lowest-ever-hispanic-unemployment-ignored-univision-telemundo

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whiskeyriver
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HAHAHA…That will probably be true even if Trump nominates Amy Barrett!

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whiskeyriver
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I have a cure for families who have lazy millennial family members. Don’t invite them to your home, it’s that simple. Nobody watches soccer in my home I don’t care how much they whine. My house, my rules and baseball is the game of choice.

Then jump on the kids parents for being such lazy asses they allowed their brat to become brainwashed by liberal loons.

I don’t care if you are my brother, come to my home and bad mouth our flag, our country, our veterans or anyone wearing the uniform today I will kick your ass to the curb, never to be invited again untill he has a major change in attitude.

My family is the most important thing in my life but I will not tolerate disrespect for our country from any of them. Not my children and grandchildren. Not any brother or any member of his family. No cousins, 2nd cousins or some kind of shirttail relative, nobody.

Over the years we have had some wild cussing and discussing over politicians and their policies but everybody in this family loves our country and will always honor our vets and those in uniform today.

whiskeyriver
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The insanity of liberals just reached new heights. Anyone want to see the striper Stormy Daniels peel off her clothes? For $10,000? No shit, this is being advertised in the D.C. area.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/you-can-watch-stormy-daniels-strip-from-a-vip-box-in-washington-d-c-for-a-mere-10000/

flashingscotsman
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She’s gonna have to more than take her clothes off for that kind of money. A LOT more. But then, she’s probably available for that too. Thing is, I can go to the local nudie bar and see better looking women for a lot less, and they’re not such whores.

whiskeyriver
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When my girlfriend gets to my house all I have to do is ask her to peel the clothes and it is done. Might cost me a drink or two, probably have to cook supper for her. But I do that anyway so no big deal! And she has a much nicer body, far better looking, than this Stormy pig.

Besides, it’s over 150 miles to the nearest nudie bar for me so I found someone local. (snicker)

whiskeyriver
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Well crap, change of plans. Some little state park dweeb came out to the island to see if we were tourists or whatever. The little dik then decided we could not leave the launch tubes and stuff on the island over night even though there will not be any fireworks. Frigging idiot thinks the tubes and igniters, with no batteries of course, are dangerous so we had to get them off the lake or stand guard all night. At least we got him to agree to that instead of having to pack all the stuff back out. What the little turd did not notice was the 15 or 20 tubes that had not been set up yet. This evening a couple of the guys will be out to “stand guard” with tent and bedrolls, maybe a cooler with a few beers, anyone want to guess how many launch tubes will be set tonight? Hahah…Some gooberment employees are so dumb!

Anyway, time for some lunch and I’ll see everyone later.

whiskeyriver
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Good morning everyone! Got a call from our local fire chief yesterday, which is why I didn’t stick around, to discuss the fireworks show tomorrow. Most of the state is under sever fire restrictions and many communities will not be able to have a fireworks display this year. Because we fire ours from an island in the middle of the lake we do not have that problem. The chief told me the volunteer fire department, who has done the show for years, got record donations this year and he needs more help. He said they got almost $5 grand in donations this year and that bought enough fireworks to put on the longest and biggest show our little county has ever seen!

So, of course, I told him I would be glad to help. We have to start getting all the launch tubes for the big boomers set up. The electric igniters, nobody runs around with punk sticks on shows like this! Might get your hair singed off! Since everything has to be taken to the island by boat my role will be manuel labor today but that is ok. The chief furnishes the beer this evening! Then no beer until the show is over and everyone knows it. I wish I could be on the island with them tomorrow night but it is not allowed. My certifications are in explosives only, the really big boomers that can take down a mountain, which is different than the guys who do fireworks shows have to have. Doesn’t make much sense but then again things the government does rarely does.

Time to check on mom then go to work! Y’all have a good day and I see you later.

https://www4.bing.com/videos/search?q=videos+of+red%2c+white+and+blue+fireworks&qpvt=videos+of+red%2c+white+and+blue+fireworks&view=detail&mid=95A8D9F678F2DE585B1995A8D9F678F2DE585B19&&FORM=VRDGAR

whiskeyriver
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Having been married 5 times I couldn’t resist posting a stupid song for the morning. I never had a 10 but I had 5 two’s! hahaha

https://www4.bing.com/videos/search?q=funniest+country+songs+ever&qpvt=funniest+country+songs+ever&view=detail&mid=DDEB26B6E50CC66D9589DDEB26B6E50CC66D9589&&FORM=VRDGAR

See y’all later, going to check on mom!

whiskeyriver
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Good morning everyone! It’s a beautiful day at the lake!

I love family, have a blast when they visit, but I have to admit that after 4 days I kind of wish they would go home. I have been single for 5 years, getting set in my ways and routines, and get a little irritated at times when those routines are upset. I don’t remember the last time I sat up until 11pm partying and playing on the beach and I am moving slow this morning! And to top it off a bug bit my balls last night! (snicker)

https://www4.bing.com/videos/search?q=funniest+country+songs+ever&qpvt=funniest+country+songs+ever&view=detail&mid=5E8F9CB93E1D2CAA711D5E8F9CB93E1D2CAA711D&&FORM=VRDGAR

MGAP
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“And to top it off a bug bit my balls last night! (snicker)”

Sounds like you rocked out with your c**k out!

whiskeyriver
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HAHAHA…I’m 64 and single buddy, the only rocking I do with my whang out is when I’m trying to get a good grip on it so I don’t pee on my pants going to the bathroom!

JPTravis
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You sound a little crabby this morning… in more than one way.

Which reminds me of one of my favorite stories. I was working in a government office and a hoity toity snotty my-family-is-better-than-everyone-else’s co-worker was telling me about her daughter’s bad experience at college. “She used her roommate’s makeup and got crabs.” “She did what and got what?” I asked, after cleaning up the coffee I’d just spit all over her desk. “Yeah, she was looking in the mirror this morning and saw something moving in her eyebrow. She’s totally freaked out and driving home.” “And you think she got crabs from borrowing makeup?” “Of course, how else could she get crabs in her eyebrows?” I could barely work the rest of the day and everyone in my own department wondered why I kept chuckling.

whiskeyriver
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Lol…That reminds me of a girlfriend I had years ago. I was working on a construction job, only got home on the weekends so it was a see you when I can relationship. One Saturday after we got to my place after drinking a little beer and dancing at the local beer joint we stripped down for a little slap and tickle. First thing I noticed what she had shaved her whoohoo, shaved it close. When I asked her about it she asked me if I had the crabs. I told her hell no, she was the only woman I had slept with in months so where did this crabs thing come from? She then asked me if she could have gotten the crabs from sleeping in her brothers bed. I told her yes, if he had the crabs, so that was the end of it. She had spent a couple of nights in her brothers bed while she was repainting her bedroom. Good thing I am a tolerant person, she was very good looking, built like a shit brick house and great in the sack which had something to do with my tolerance level, or I would have thought she was the one playing footsies while I was gone!

flashingscotsman
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Reminds me of when I was 12 or so, and my mom and aunt were talking about one of my sluttier cousins. Seems she got pregnant. My mom said,…”How did THAT happen?!”

I couldn’t help it, I said she got it from a toilet seat. Yes, I got slapped. But it was worth it.

whiskeyriver
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Lol…Oh yeah we all heard about the toilet seat. And boys could grow hair on their palms if they, ahem, flogged the mule? Or they would go blind?

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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton

One student turned in the following book report, in which he felt that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything..

Titanic: Rose goes down with a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing

RedRightBlonde
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#THESHIT 👍

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

When the shit gets deep forget 911, call a Marine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Z5qGNsZPA

Joe Redfield
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Speaking of the Supreme Court – Kennedy just announced he’s retiring, and Democrats are already foaming at the mouth over his replacement, even though Trump hasn’t said yet who it’s going to be.

whiskeyriver
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If Trump and McConnell are smart they will get a nominee up right away, McConnell can use the nuclear option, and we will have a new justice before the election in November.

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Although I agree with you, won’t this be a rally cry to all Republicans and Independents together out and vote in November?

whiskeyriver
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What I am thinking, as flawed as it usually is, is if Trump and McConnell can get a nominee on the bench before the election it will be look at as a yuge win for Trump and the Republican party.

Which, hopefully, will lead to a big turnout of people tired of the status quo establishment politicians and they will get kicked to the curb. They will be looking at a winner in Trump and might start looking at the House and Senate races that he is backing.

Might be a pipe dream on my part but who knows?

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I agree, however in this political climate it’s anyone’s guess, right? Ummmm, who has the crystal ball?

whiskeyriver
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I’ll do my part, vote for the best person for the job, but as loony as people have gotten these days I don’t know if anyone has a clue as to what will happen in November.