Does anyone know who the chairman of the Democratic National Committee is? We wracked our brains and can’t remember. Apparently, the person is so forgettable that his or her identity has just plain slipped the minds of a lot of people.
So we admit we don’t know if the job is currently open, but in case it is we would like to nominate Bob Hope to fill the position. Sure, the comedian’s been dead for six years, but that shouldn’t keep him from doing a better job than whoever’s doing it now.
Want proof? Based on the attached video, it seems as if Hope had a thorough understanding of loyal party members gained by keenly observing the faithful at an Obama rally.
We feel pretty confident saying this in advance:
Congratulations, Chairman Hope.
