Welcome to the future of American automotive excellence, brought to you by Government Motors (formerly General Motors).
The 2010 ObamaMobile car gets an EPA-estimated 1000 miles per gallon because it runs on nothing but hot air and broken promises.
It has three wheels that help the vehicle navigate repeated turns to the left. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help its driver talk his way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy Obamabot owners. And it comes in your choice of S, M, L, XL and 2XL.
It won’t get you to work, but what the hell, there aren’t any jobs anyway.
And coming soon from GM, the all new 2010 Van Jones Van.
Source: LeoGibbons.com
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the ONLY good thing about these silly little plastic cars?
if everyone had them, nobody could get more than a bruise in a wreck
the bad news? they would ban all cars with more than 2 degrees of awesome, so that wrecks would be mild.
the other bad news? nobody could get laid
also, you would still have to pay taxes on your classic cars, but not be able to drive them (or even turn them on)
I thought they ran on bullsh*t?
This makes the “smart car” look good, but it still sucks. The only upside to this car & the “smart car” is that they double as a coffin. Any sort of real accident will result in death. They can just bury in the car, & it’s not bigger then a coffin.
Plus, if you do happen to get into a wreck the car automaticly puts you on the 2 month waiting period for the ER.
Notice that there is room for only two people. Obama is so pro-abortion that he isn’t planning on there being children.