This is honestly one of the funniest video clips ever. Joanne Kloppenburg, the losing Democrat candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court, held a press conference on Wednesday to announce that she was demanding a recount.
The following hilarious question and answer ensued:
Reporter: You held a press conference to announce that you were the winner of the election. Do you still feel that you’re the winner of the election?
Kloppenburg: (pause) (continue to pause) (look like a deer in the headlights) (we leave the room to make a sandwich and she’s still pausing when we got back) How I feel … I feel that I have … ummm … been a winner in any number of ways…
The election is apparently not one of them. Kloppenburg knows it, her opponent knows it and everyone in Wisconsin knows it.
We occasionally get together with a few buddies to play poker. We cordially invite Joanne Kloppenburg to our next game and pray that she brings a lot of cash.
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The face that sank a thousand ships.
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You can count the number of hot liberal/progressive women on 1 hand. While she is fugly, they are usually way uglier on the inside.
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couple of hundred votes, enough declare victory.
several thousands of votes, too few to concede…
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couple of hundred votes, enough to declare victory.
several thousands of votes, too few to concede…
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Glenn,
204 unofficial votes as reported by the AP and Kloppenberg claims victory. The official vote tally shows her losing by 7,316 votes and all of a sudden it’s too close to concede.
The recount should be a piece of cake but I don’t underestimate the Left’s ability to lie, cheat and steal another election. Even if they lose the recount they’ll appeal the results to a friendly Madison judge. The Left is going to fight this one to the bitter end, democracy be damned.
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You have been consisitently ambiguous, disingenuous, misleading, yes I’d say you have been consistent!
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Who wants to bet there are a few absentee ballots that mysteriously appear?
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Hey! I just found about 10,000 in the back seat of my truck! Oh, wait. They’re all voting for her opponent. Never mind.
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This Wisconsin, not in my Minnesota, & no, Al Franken is not up for election.
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Oddly enough, that is exactly what I expected JoAnne Sloppyturd would look like. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we all need to pay attention to the fiber content in our diets. NO MORE SLOPPYTURDS!
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ADB – Another Democrat Beauty
Now I feel so shallow
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Shallow, yes. Inaccurate, no.
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I like her second and third answers, too:”Hahminahahminahahmina”. A Jackie Gleason/Honeymooners reference about people spouting nonsense when in trouble.
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Why bother with a recount? Just have her stare at the Commerce Clause for a while. Sooner or later, liberals find a justification for everything they want in there.
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A good example of leftist trash from Obama and the Democratic party.Kloppenburg is a toady.
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Actually, Obama knows full well how to play dirty in elections. Have a look at this piece…
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/obama-got-elected-throwing-out-names
…you will see a very different Obama then the one presented, & one that should not be underestimated. His political roots are in Chicago, & you do not rise out of that arena in a big way without knowing how to be a ruthless, cut-throat SOB.
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I feel like a winner. Even though I’m a loser.
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Screech of Saved by the Bell wants his wig back. He also made a better case for having won the Wisconsin Supreme Court election simply by not appearing at any press conferences.
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I’m a loser therefore I am a winner?
I am detecting a trend in elections, only when the Democrat wins can we trust the results.
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I sense another IHTM list coming: Top Twenty Ways That Joanne Kloppenburg Is A Winner.
#1: …umm …never mind
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Follow-on story: Upon learning that the orignal vote count was correct Joanne Kloppenburg quickly exercised her right as a Wisconsin judge and legally changed her name to – Joanne Headinass.
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Careful! The Wicked Witch of The Wisc will sic her flying monkeys on you. And possibly a Winkie or two.