Tom Hanks Apologizes to Mormons

January 26, 2009, 4:51 pm · 2 comments

tom hanks fireHollywood icon Tom Hanks is sorry for calling Mormons who supported California’s gay marriage ban “un-American.”

“Everyone has a right to vote their conscience; nothing could be more American. To say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who contributed to Proposition 8 are ‘un-American’ creates more division when the time calls for respectful disagreement. No one should use ‘un-American’ lightly or in haste. I did. I should not have.”

Hanks concluded his sensitive remarks by saying, “To show how much I love Mormons, I’d like to buy every one of them a beer.” He didn’t really say that. We made it up.

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KansasGirl January 26, 2009, 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm

Tom, you are forgiven.

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Claire January 26, 2009, 6:22 pm at 6:22 pm

Hanks, apology accepted and thanks but no thanks on the piss-in-a-bottle. We don’t do dat it makes people insensitive! :)

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