Illegal alien swims out of the United States. Canada’s aflutter about a “poor” Somalian who spent $12,000 traveling through Ethiopia, Brazil, Central America, Mexico and into the United States. Then, in an illegal alien first, he kept going and dogpaddled across the river from North Dakota into Canada. Maybe we can solve America’s problem by convincing other illegal aliens to follow his example. IHTM readers are gleefully invited to follow the Editor’s foreign travels at JimandJamie.com.

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flashingscotsman
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Perfect match. When’s the wedding?

poppajoe49
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OK, one question. Why doesn’t this thread show up on the left side of the page? The only way I found it was that on the right side, it was the only one without a headline.

CO2Insanity
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1. It’s not on the left because it hasn’t rolled off the front page yet.
2. Mr Editor is rusty and didn’t put the headline where it should be so it shows up, which I just corrected. :-O

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Heres a way to help get rid of some of the aliens invading America…

http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2015/08/mark-your-calendar.html

hisham
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hisham

Funny but sad Not so! Despite the incorrect information regarding Muslim males having to commit hari kari after looking upon a naked woman, other than their wives, it might be interesting to note that some of the highest levels of pornography abuse in the world come from Muslim countries tries, starting with Pakistan!

KimmyQueen
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They only obey the parts of their religion that best suits them.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Yea, I’ve been trying to organize one of those marches for years. Nobody wants to cooperate.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

How about a bacon Bikini Parade, and a truck load of live pork hauled through a Mooselimb neighborhood? Decorated with Gay flags?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

He headed to Canada when he found out he had to pay for Obamacare.

flashingscotsman
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You don’t really think HE would have to pay for it, do you?

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

If this guy and his family are so poor where did they get the $12 grand? He has to have a passport, how else did he fly into South America? If he took a slow boat instead why stop in SA when he could have docked anywhere on the east coast and just walked ashore. Besides, if he had a passport why not fly into Canada to begin with?

He obviously had enough to pay off the Mexican officials or he would have never made it through the country and, since I doubt many Mexicans speak Somali, he had to be using English to talk to his benefactors.

Then he gets arrested by ICE, turned loose then walks to the Canadian line? Or did ICE give him a Greyhound ticket to North Dakota? There are too many holes in this story, none of it makes any sense. This sounds more like a kumbaya, feel good story to get the liberals all warm and fuzzy about the poor, mistreated people in Somalia. Did anyone ask him if he was a Muslim?

hisham
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hisham

To answer your question regarding whether he is Muslim or not, I contend that Somalia is nearly 100% Muslim, so the chances are very high that he is a Muslim.

KimmyQueen
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Supposedly Somalis can make $20.00 a year and feed their families and that is because their money is sh*t and everyone is extremely poor. Weird…

This is about everyone who SOMEHOW have the family and/or job and health and discipline to garner enough money to cross illegally, yet we are supposed to believe they don’t have a pot to piss in to begin with and come here desperately poor. There is a weird disconnect here. Then I find out that many come here on mafia money (or terrorist money) and gotta do odd jobs here and there to pay the debt off, in the meantime laws are broken, Americans are killed or raped or both and gang and terrorist activity increases.

Every civilization has their barbarians that essentially ended the civilization or destroyed their supremacy. We are no different. Supposedly great civilizations enjoy supremacy between 500-1000 years on average… we are 239 years old… we didn’t even make it, but we did leave a mark.

jukin
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jukin

Speaking of illegal immigrants, here is Trump’s plan and I think you will agree with everything in it. I do! Talk about true “common sense” approach to the illegal and legal immigration problem.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2

Is there such a thing as a one way bridge? That would make it easier. Also we could provide free transportation to the bridge. Or to save our friends in Canada the problems of that, we could send them to DC, build a wall around it, and have a one way door going in.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

How about we pack all the illegals in Detroit and GIVE Detroit to Canada? Just put a big fence around it so they can’t come back.

Dave K
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Dave K

Shoot, give the entire state of Michigan back to Canada.

No, wait. That means some of the Michiganders might migrate south to Indiana and we have enough illegal immigrants here so, no.