Women: 4 reasons why you should NOT put garlic in your vagina. One, in spite of what you’ve read, it will not cure a yeast infection. Two, although reportedly effective against vampires, that’s not where vampires bite. Three, your boyfriend will freak out something fierce when a clove of garlic pops out. And four, it’s gonna be real embarrassing when you get on an elevator and somebody says, “Who’s got garlic breath?”
