Alphabet to be reduced to 25 letters because Obama now owns all rights to the letter “O”

The leader of Maine’s Democrat party thinks Barack Obama now owns exclusive rights the letter “O” and that everyone else is forbidden to use it.

This is the l_g_ used by Republican candidate Les _tten
This is the l_g_ used by Republican candidate Les _tten

The leader of Maine’s Democrat party thinks Barack Obama now owns exclusive rights the letter “O” and that everyone else is forbidden to use it.

So in order to avoid any potential lawsuits, the rest of this story will be written sans the offending letter except when used in its new owner’s name.

The Republican candidate’s name is Les _tten. His pe_ple n_ticed that the first letter of his last name begins with the same letter as the President’s last name, s_ they created a l_g_ that looks a bit like Obama’s campaign l_g_.

This is the l_g_ _wned by the President wh_se last name begins with the letter wh_se name shall n_t be sp_ken
This is the l_g_ _wned by the President wh_se last name begins with the letter wh_se name shall n_t be sp_ken

Arden Manning, executive direct_r of the Maine Dem_cratic Party, claims _tten’s red-white blue-and-green l_g_ is just t__ darn cl_se t_ the _ne Barack Obama used and that _tten sh_uldn’t be all_wed to use it.

_tten, a successful businessman, who _wns a ski res_rt and _nce _wned a min_rity interest in the B_ston Red S_x, p_ints _ut that the Obama l_go bears a striking resemblance to Pepsi’s l_g_, and calls this a case of the p_t calling the kettle black.

_h, my G_d, this Manning guy is a l_ser.

Source: Wall Street Journal

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