Amid scandals, White House announces star-studded concert in East Room. We can hear Obama now: Let’s see, we have sequester, Benghazi, the IRS, Obamacare, Israel, Hamas, Syria, missing terrorists, GITMO, the Boston terrorists, Russia, gun control, the border, immigration reform and the economy is totaled out like a Fiat 500 that got run over by a logging truck. Hmm, I know! Let’s do something really important and have a concert! I can be the master of hegemony! I’ll do a takeoff on Al Green again! I’m, so in love with myself, whatever I want to do is all right with me.
