Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Yet another Obama success story at Bank of America

by editor on August 25, 2011

Yes! President Obama’s new jobs plan seems to be producing amazing results already, even though it’s still not out. More proof that he’s the smartest president ever! What’s the anointed one done now, you ask?

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Looks like they'll be needing less space at the Bank of America Tower

This week’s success is Bank of America, which just made the following announcement:

Bank of America Corp. is cutting 3,500 employees this quarter and working on restructuring plans that will ax several thousand more jobs, The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times reported citing people familiar with the situation.

The reports Friday said that the job cuts at the biggest U.S. bank by assets might exceed 10,000 or about 3.5 percent of its current work force.

This must be part of the President’s new jobs stimulus plan that he’s still working on after 2 ½ years in office. We’re sure his new plan will soon produce billions, millions, thousands, hundreds, OK so 20 jobs, after he’s done partying with those rich folks he hates at Martha’s Vineyard and gives another speech about his new jobs program.

Way to go, Mr. President! Way. To. Go. With successes like your Downgrade Bus Tour, where you talked about American jobs while riding in a Canadian-built bus and the B of A job success, we should all be in soup lines in no time at all.

And that just means you’ll soon be taking credit for saving and creating all those jobs in the kitchen making the soup.

– Written by CO2Insanity

Source: My Fox LA

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16 Comments on "Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Yet another Obama success story at Bank of America"

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PsychoDad
Guest

Oh, I know, I know!!! They were *planning* to cut 10,000 jobs, but now they’re only gonna cut 5000.

Hallelujah, breddren! Barry “Kingfish” Obama saved 5000 jobs!

danybhoy
Member

You realize that is still a loss of 5,000? I’ll add this, if some dumbass gov’t agency was supposed to recieve an increase of 10% in funding over last year, but then it was cut back to 5%, they would bitch about a “cut” in funding, probably because they already had the money spent.

perlcat
Member

Man, we’ve got this thing all figured out. Up is down, black is white, inside is outside, screwing the rich means screwing the poor, and vote for hope leaves you with no hope at all.

The Dogfather
Guest

Soup kitchens and the manufacturers of the stanchions and expandable stretchy thingees that are used everywhere to queue people into lines…THAT’s where the job growth is!!

Mitch Hoops
Guest

Couldn’t be happier…B of A should’ve failed…only George Bush’s TARP saved ’em…Buffet knows they’re cutting the deadwood… I’m glad the 3.5K losers are gone; they shouldn’t get unemployment, either.

B of A sucked before Obama…not even Obama can polish the B of A turd.

PsychoDad
Guest

He makes a point- Bank of America was in the vanguard of providing good credit to Mexican wetbacks. Hey! And then they went broke!!!! Man, you’d almost think there was some connection.

poppajoe49
Member

I was saying that when I first heard about it. Giving credit cards to illegals, and expecting they will pay you back? How stupid was that?

restructuring plans that will ax several thousand more jobs

I don’t understand. What are you going to ax them? If they are gone, how will they answer?

Huh? Oh sorry, another libtard moment.

beanhead54
Guest

MH: “I’m glad the 3.5K losers are gone; they shouldn’t get unemployment, either.”

What you fail to understand is that those 3.5k “losers” are now 3.5k more votes for BHO when he promises to extend unemployment when re-elected. As far as the BHO Administration is concerned, unemployment IS a job, much the same as welfare recipients work for him as well.

RockingHorseGuy
Member

Remember what Nancy Pelosi said? Unemployment is a stimulus to the economy? Maybe that’s how they’re going to turn the economy around, get everyone on UE.

beanhead54
Guest

RHG: “Maybe that’s how they’re going to turn the economy around, get everyone on UE.”

When you look at how much this Administration has increased the size of the goverment payroll, you’re not far from the truth with that statement!

MGAP
Member

More jobs coming soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warren Buffet is dumping billion into BOA per Wahoo news. http://news.yahoo.com/warren-buffett-invest-5-billion-bank-america-132343764.html . Party time! Unemployment will drop to it’s lowest rate in 2 years……

Joe Redfield
Guest

I predict that when the Prez announces his new plan, er, outline of a plan…um, well, whatever he announces about jobs, the final word of the statement will be “abracadabra”.

harmier
Guest

But that would means that he’s trying to emulate stage magicians. Well, the people who’ve come to the show know that he’s failing at that just like he’s failing at everything else.

Stage magicians (aka illusionists) are supposed to:

Have lovely assistants to distract audience. (Has Michelle Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Reid. Not working. Not working at all on any level.)

Doing stuff, but not letting people know what he’s really doing. (Most people have been able to see through the crappy tricks he’s performing.)

Fill people with wonder; not piss people off enough to demand their money back. (Because most people have gotten the trick, most people are up in arms up his shitty performance. Of course, some still say the show will get better.)

perlcat
Member

[joebiden]”These aren’t the jobs you are looking for”[/joebiden]

RockingHorseGuy
Member

Nobody said he was a successful stage magician.

jukin
Guest

This administration is all about a three letter word, JOBS![/joebiden]

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