AP headline says “Michelle Obama breaks jumping jacks record” – but that’s not what they mean

AP con job: headline says “Michelle Obama breaks jumping jacks record” – but it doesn’t mean what you think it means. Headline made us think she herself did a whole lotta jumping jacks, but the story reveals her “record” is for the most people doing jumping jacks in a 24-hour period. In other words, Moochie didn’t do squat besides have her staff send out emails hectoring people to do jumping jacks so she could get herself some cheap publicity. Con job.

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