As opposed to Democrats, who want it as big as possible so it can be anally-inserted. MSNBC’s Krystal Ball says Republicans want government small so it can be vaginally-inserted. Yup, that’s what she said.

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32 Comments on "As opposed to Democrats, who want it as big as possible so it can be inserted anally"

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flashingscotsman
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Being a Libertarian, yes. I’d like to it small enough to fit into a vagina. A virgin vagina. On a tight day. Not Krystal’s, that’s too big.

poppajoe49
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A gnat’s vagina.

JPTravis
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It’s like everybody at MSNBC took a crazy pill.

jukin
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MSNBC has identified their market, mentally ill people, and have gone all in to capture that audience.

Not so silent
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It’s where NBC puts the “Hire the Handicapped” employees……That way they are not wandering the halls of the rest of the company drooling and peeing in the corner….

Navyvet2
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What this moron has inserted anally is her head.

deepthinker
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Ladies please take notice as to which party has a war on women.

Kip Hooker
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Can we opt for a government as small as her IQ? I’d probably be ok with that.

RKae
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That wouldn’t be a government. It would be anarchy.

poppajoe49
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There wouldn’t be anything left!
Maybe if we reduced government by a percentage equal to her IQ number, we could handle that.

Dyrewulf
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…and I really, really believe that her given name is “Krystal Ball.” If it is, both parents should be smacked. Twice.

poppajoe49
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At least!

poppajoe49
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Her mother must be so proud.

StrinaM
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Her mother named her Krystal Ball. I don’t think she had very high expectations for her.

sa_rose
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Maybe. Or maybe she changed her name to be more “recognizable.” Evenlegitimate newpeople do that sometimes.

flashingscotsman
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I sincerely doubt that Krystal Ball is her real name. Although I guess her mother could have been a hippie, and they did some weird stuff when hallucinating.

hisham
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What a f***ing commie whore! That’s really the nicest thing I can think to say about her, and that’s being charitable. No wonder MSNBC let’s her spew, she’s one of their own.

6 November 2012
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You still aren´t hard, madame krystal.

6 November 2012
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Also known as the Sarah Silverman syndrome.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Correct me if I’m wrong, but there’s usually not a good outcome when people think with their genitalia. Though in her case I think it’s much bigger then her brain.

Big Al
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That’s a stretch!

JPTravis
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Please, people, please don’t start a vagina pun thread. Please.

(If I sound crotchety it’s because I’m still bushed from the emu puns.)

poppajoe49
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I’m sure it is really streched.

StrinaM
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Her. Name. Is. Krystal Ball. You can bet she’s an expert on all things that can be inserted into various bodily orifices.

Navyvet2
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You beat me to it. I was going to say, “Krystal Ball”?? SOunds like a porn star name to me.

StrinaM
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I was TRYING to be a little delicate. I hate making fun of people for something like their names, but she opens her mouth and lunacy escapes. I can’t help it after that…

sa_rose
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Or enters, as the case may be.

danybhoy
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poppajoe49
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Now THAT’S a class act!
Let me guess, she’s a Democrat?

RKae
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Good God.

The blood-thirsty baby-killers are at it again.

Stop rifling through my wallet to pay for your crimes! Stop making me your middleman!

If you Moloch-worshipping monsters want your babies dead so badly, then give birth to them and strangle them with your own hands.

poppajoe49
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That would be too “in your face” for them. They prefer the impersonal method of doing it before they can feel anything like emotions.

RKae
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Out of sight, out of mind.

legal abortion would be impossible without a whole lot of euphemisms.

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