Californian’s move to Texas episode 4: The gun range. Guns! Eeeeeeek!
Our popular @thebabylonbee series continues!
Californians Move to Texas Episode 4: The Gun Range pic.twitter.com/MA9P1yNzAQ
— Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) November 4, 2022
Californian’s move to Texas episode 4: The gun range. Guns! Eeeeeeek!
Our popular @thebabylonbee series continues!
Californians Move to Texas Episode 4: The Gun Range pic.twitter.com/MA9P1yNzAQ
— Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) November 4, 2022
Fetterman: “I think that anyone who ever plays football in high school was, you know, at kind of a trade out kind of football camp and there wasn’t any interest I have come play here.”
pic.twitter.com/GZULOHBOMJ— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 3, 2022
Democrat Supporters Begin Shouting at Fetterman After He Rambles Incoherently About Playing Football in 1986 (VIDEO). His brain got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and he fumbled.
CNBC axes Shepard Smith’s nightly newscast after two years. Yet another case of “go woke-go broke.”
His show has averaged 222,000 viewers this year, down slightly from 2021, the Nielsen company said. For the last three months of 2020, “The News with Shepard Smith” had 280,000 viewers.
By contrast, Fox News’ Jesse Watters had 3.4 million viewers in the same time slot on Tuesday and MSNBC’s Joy Reid had 1.3 million, Nielsen said.
Pfizer announces two-in-one vaccine for Covid AND flu — which it hopes will boost sluggish uptake for both shots. Double your pleasure, double Pfizer’s profits, with double-jab, double-jab, double-jab shots.
Now Randi is saying, “please don’t blame me for shutting down schools for a year & hurting tens of millions of kids. Just forget about it.”
Hell NO. https://t.co/oZtIdlMXNQ
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 1, 2022
One of COVID’s Worst Tyrants Wants Forgiveness. Hell no, f**k no. This hag and the entire bunch of them should be in jail.
Out of control:
Heading into the final week before election day, 8 in10 voters describe things in the country today as “out of control,” as opposed to “under control.” https://t.co/hWJvvZ1BDw pic.twitter.com/TuJJYQ9nCm— CBS News Poll (@CBSNewsPoll) October 30, 2022
A Stunning Number of Americans Believe the Country Is ‘Out of Control’ Thanks to Democrats. What’s more amazing? CBS coming out with this poll result? Or, how many people the Democrats have managed to piss off?
A look at the Democrat tote board reveals that this party’s policies have resulted in more dead people.
Dennis From ‘Always Sunny’ Got His Tesla Stuck in a Parking Garage Because the Car Couldn’t Connect to the Internet. Go woke, get stuck, no joke.

Democrat blows whistle on alleged ballot harvesting scheme, Florida opens criminal probe. If you want your ballots I can get your ballots.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ new election crimes unit has recommended state police open a full criminal investigation into a Democrat whistleblower’s detailed complaint of a long-running, widespread ballot harvesting operation in the African-American communities in politically important central Florida.
She described an intricate system funded by liberal leaning organizations that dispatch ballot brokers into black communities to pressure voters to turn over their ballots. The $10 fee per ballot is divvied up among the parties who help complete the harvesting.

The 634-page report on Hunter Biden’s laptop — and 459 alleged crimes. The family that crimes together slimes together. If even part of this is true there should be a lot of arrests. One has to ask why there haven’t been already. The report.
The 634-page report (plus 2,020 footnotes) lists six alleged crimes committed by Joe Biden – including tax evasion and violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) – alongside 459 crimes it alleges were committed by Hunter, including illegal foreign lobbying and money laundering.
Germany Is Dismantling A Wind Farm To Make Way For A Coal Mine. We don’t know whether to file this under “Immense Irony,” “Stupid Greentards,” “No Wonder Germany Lost WW2” or “Russia Russia Russia.” Regardless, they should have listened to Trump about not making deals with Vladimir Putin for natural gas.
A wind farm is being dismantled in western Germany to make way for an expansion of an open-pit lignite coal mine in a “paradoxical” situation highlighting the current prioritization of energy security over clean energy in Europe’s biggest economy.
The dismantling of at least one wind turbine at the wind farm close to the German coal mine Garzweiler, operated by energy giant RWE, has already started. RWE says that lignite, or brown coal, has been mined from the Garzweiler coalfields for over 100 years.
RWE also said at the end of September that three of its lignite-fired coal units that were previously on standby would return to the electricity market on schedule in October.
Darrell Brooks found guilty of first-degree intentional homicide in Waukesha Christmas parade massacre. Burning in hell is too good for this guy.
Darrell Brooks, the 40-year-old Milwaukee man accused of plowing a Ford Escape SUV through a Christmas parade in nearby Waukesha last year, has been found guilty of six intentional first-degree homicide counts and dozens of other charges – Wisconsin’s equivalent of murder – in a trial over the deaths of six and injuries to dozens more.
“Burn in hell you piece of s—,” someone yelled from the gallery before Dorow got to the jury’s decision on the third murder charge. The judge ordered him out of the room.
FETTERMAN: "How can a man, you know, with with 10 gigantic mansion has am willing to talk about willing wage for anybody? Imagine a signal mom trying with two children trying to raise with them." pic.twitter.com/hbqePfo8Of
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) October 26, 2022
Dr. Oz Crushes Fetterman on Debate Night in Pennsylvania. Fetterman obviously has problems after his stroke. The only reason the Democrats want him in office is so they can have another stooge doing their bidding. More videos are at the link.
Judicial Watch: CDC Coordinated with Facebook On COVID Messaging and ‘Misinformation’; CDC Received Over $3.5 Million in Free Advertising from Social Media Companies. And, as per usual, no one will be fired, fined, or jailed for putting out propaganda that probably killed people who believed it.
Biden: “My legislation says there can be no more than 8 bullets in a round, okay?” Well, this might work if he’s referring to a 12-gauge shotgun round with 8 pellets. Other than that, he’s nuts.
BIDEN: “My legislation says there can be no more than eight bullets in a round, okay?” 🤔 pic.twitter.com/LxmTk9EjyC
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 24, 2022
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NY State Supreme Court reinstates all fired unvaccinated employees, orders backpay, says the state violated rights, acted arbitrary & capricious, notes:“Being vaccinated does not prevent an individual from contracting or transmitting Covid-19.”https://t.co/nvOsWfa56S pic.twitter.com/WhH4wje2bQ— Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 (@MarinaMedvin) October 25, 2022
New York Supreme Court reinstates all employees fired for being unvaccinated, orders backpay. About time we got some uncucked judges who have brains.
The court found that “being vaccinated does not prevent an individual from contracting or transmitting COVID-19.” New York City Mayor Eric Adams claimed earlier this year that his administration would not rehire employees who had been fired over their vaccination status.
NYC alone fired roughly 1,400 employees for being unvaccinated earlier this year after the city adopted a vaccine mandate under former Mayor Bill de Blasio.
Many of those fired were police officers and firefighters.
Fun game
Find one world leader who doesn’t privately mock Biden
— Javier Goya (@JavierGoya7) October 24, 2022
Saudi Crown Prince Mocks Joe Biden in Private and Makes Fun of His Gaffes – Questions Biden’s Acuity and Mental Capacity. Here’s another fun game. Figure out why the Saudis and Opec blow Biden’s requests off.

REVEALED: The surveillance footage that EXONERATES Uvalde teacher falsely accused of leaving door open for shooter who says her mental and physical health collapsed after being made scapegoat in coverup. OK, we have one question, why does this photo say “Time Stamp Is Not Accurate?”
‘She came back out while on her phone, she heard someone yell, ‘He has a gun!,’ said DPS chief communications officer Travis Considine on May 31. ‘She saw him jump the fence and that he had a gun, so she ran back inside,’ removing the rock when she did.’
‘We did verify she closed the door,’ he said. ‘The door did not lock. We know that much and now investigators are looking into why it did not lock.’
Driver of Electric Vehicle Comes up With Solution to Drive 1,800 Miles Without Charging. So how much pollution did this generator spew out over 1,800 miles? You can bet it’s way more than a normal car would.
Biden’s Next Crisis: Home Heating Oil Rationing Begins in Northeast, and It’s Not Even Winter Yet. It’s going to be a fun winter thanks to President Pedophile. Heating oil shortages and rationing, 25 days left of diesel fuel, high gas prices, and electricity shortages in shitholes like California. Brace yourselves.
According to a bombshell Bloomberg report:
The US Northeast is so short on heating oil that the fuel used to power home furnaces is being rationed even before the start of winter.
Some wholesalers in Connecticut are putting retailers on allocation, meaning they can only get a limited amount of fuel based on availability, according to Chris Herb, president of the Connecticut Energy Marketers Association, which represents around 600 family-owned retailers in the state. These retailers must in turn ration their customers.
Demand For Racism Exceeds Supply As Investigation Finds Racist Texts To Airman Are A Hoax. Another day, another case of phony racism.
The black senior airman apparently invented an exchange with a white technical sergeant, whom he accused of denying him a special duty assignment on the basis of his skin color, Task & Purpose reported.
“We won’t be sending your name up for [redacted] at the squadron,” the screenshot of the text message read, according to the outlet. “You currently have a shaving waiver which isn’t a professional image. I think the Air Force is looking for somebody of white complexion and with the image that the Air Force needs.”
Democrats Bomb On Every Key Issue In New Poll. We have to wonder why anyone votes Democrat unless they’re all braindead. Meanwhile, the Democrat leaders keep hawking gun control, which about isn’t even an issue right now.
On the economy, which 81% of respondents said would play a major role in their voting decision, 46% of voters trusted Republicans more while only 39% trusted Democrats more, the poll found. The survey comes amid a wave of Republican gains in midterm polling.
Another 80% of voters said inflation would play a major role in determining their vote, and 46% of respondents trusted Congressional Republicans on the issue compared to 37% who trusted Democrats more, according to the poll; 61% thought inflation is getting worse.
Wyoming Electric Vehicle Road Trip Nightmare: Man Spends 15 Hours to Travel 178 Miles Across State. The hated used car salesman has been eclipsed by the new EV car salesman. The last time we drove to Newport Beach it took about 7 hours, we can only imagine how long it would take in an electric car. Like several days?
“It was very difficult, O’Hashi told Cowboy State Daily. “For example, (it took) 15 hours to get from Cheyenne to Casper.”
O’Hashi found several major problems that EV dealers don’t talk about.
Firstly, he realized that if he is out on the open road and runs out of juice, he is forced to pay the expense of a tow truck to get him to the nearest charging station.
Secondly, since there are three types of charging stations all of which charge at different speeds, he was stuck waiting for widely varying numbers of hours. In fact, sometimes he would be forced to sit overnight, only to end up with enough battery power to drive a mere 40 miles.
White House to Consider Bill Gates-Style Sun-Dimming Plan. Yeah, baby! We need more solar energy for electric cars! Hey! Let’s dim the Sun! Dim bulbs run this country.
Secret Commandos with Shoot-to-Kill Authority Were at the Capitol. Yet more proof this was a setup? Combine this with Nancy Pelosi having a film crew following her around and in our opinion, that’s a double bingo. We’d bet they were all in on it.
On Sunday, January 3, the heads of a half-dozen elite government special operations teams met in Quantico, Virginia, to go over potential threats, contingencies, and plans for the upcoming Joint Session of Congress. The meeting, and the subsequent deployment of these shadowy commandos on January 6, has never before been revealed.
Rosen made a unilateral decision to take the preparatory steps to deploy Justice Department and so-called “national” forces. There was no formal request from the U.S. Capitol Police, the Secret Service, or the Metropolitan Police Department—in fact, no external request from any agency. The leadership in Justice and the FBI anticipated the worst and decided to act independently, the special operations forces lurking behind the scenes.
The contingency units meeting on January 3 included the FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team, the FBI’s national “Render Safe” team, an FBI SWAT team from the Baltimore Field Office, Special Response Teams from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), and the U.S. Marshals Service Special Operations Group.
Biden says son Beau ‘lost his life in Iraq’ during Colorado speech. President Out to Lunch is at it again. Beau Biden died in 2015 as a result of brain cancer.