“Boyfriend With Health Benefits” tells the touching story of a young woman who’s searching for true love. Well, true love and a healthcare plan that covers lasik eye surgery. And shiatsu massage. And prescription drugs. And acupuncture. And podiatry.
As the song says, “If you really wanna be my man, boy, you gotta put me on your health care plan.”
This is 2009, honey. You don’t need a boyfriend, you need ObamaCare.
