A greentext adventure for the lovers of firearms, poetic justice, and schadenfreude amongst us. Probably didn’t happen, but I’m still laughing…

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poppajoe49
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The OP was the funniest thing I ever read.
I can only hope it’s true. 😀

Not so silent
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Living in the People’s Republic of Socialist Kalifornia (one party rule comrads) this is believable. It is amazing the reaction liberal shitheads have to situations and they feel empowered to take the law in their own hands…

Had a call one night, man in his underwear running around with a gun and wearing a law enforcement jacket of some kind. (bizarre fashion statement if there ever was one) we get to the house, there is the guy, red undies, Sheriff’s department jacket (he had put the gun away by now) and he was chasing his son’s friend. Seems the teenage son was grounded for spray painting dirty words on some building, the the other kid was also involved and came to visit and was talking to the son thru the son’s bedroom window..so Mr Wanna be cop decides to take the law in his own hands…there was no crime but he was sure he was gonna arrest this other kid for something..by the way the “visitor” was standing on a public sidewalk talking to the kid in the house. Turns out the “Sheriff” was actually a “custodial officer, i.e. jail guard with no peace officer powers…he demanded that we arrest the visitor for any number of crimes, he even went in the house and got a copy of the penal code to list off the crimes..( picture a man with black socks, red underwear, no shirt and an open Sheriff’s Department jacket yelling at four regular cops)..There were no crimes….so we took his gun, charged him with a couple of misdemeanors and then reported him to the sheriff’s department so that he is NO longer in law enforcement…..he was pissed and said that we had no right to do this, we (Mostly I) explained you can’t run thru the neighborhood in your undies waving a gun at people at 10pm no matter how much you think you have the right to do that, unless the person your chasing has ACTUALLY committed a crime….his neighbors were all pissed and said he was looney tunes crazy anyway…He never did get it…and in his front yard, was a Bill Clinton for president yard sign..(give you an idea when this happened)..Mr undies went to mental health for a 72 hour hold..a danger to himself and others…Whenever I deal with a libtard, who is a graduate of the Perry Mason internet school of law, I always say, they walk among us……

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

While this is a good tale, if true, it also shows that the liberals are becoming more and more mentally unbalanced.

That Guy
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That Guy

Oh, you want /k/ greentext do you? You enjoy soccermom stories of dubious validity?

http://imgur.com/a/f92rC

Warning, link contains bad language and liberal butthurt.

That Guy
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That Guy

Looks like one didn’t upload right:

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PsychoDad
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Well, one can hope!

flashingscotsman
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Great story, I’d love to see video of the entire encounter.