Elitist snobs of the world unite! CNN’s Roland Martin now selling his own line of ascots.

If CNN management wants to know why its audience is diminishing so rapidly, they need look no further than the fact that the last guy to wear an ascot on TV was Thurston B. Howell III.

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There may have been a more embarrassing photo of a TV personality at some point in history, but we doubt it.

If CNN management wants to know why its audience is diminishing so rapidly, they need look no further than the fact that the last guy to wear an ascot on TV was Thurston B. Howell III.

Well, the last guy until effete CNN contributor Roland Martin, that is.

MediaBistro has the details:

CNN contributor Roland Martin is renowned for his sense of style. Specifically, his mastery of the ascot, the tie-alternative that has seemingly been lost to time.

Fear no more, ascot fans. Martin is now selling his own line of ascots … and he is selling them with swagger.

Let’s let Verse 9, which designed the line, explain:

Whether telling it like it is on CNN, hosting “Washington Watch” on TV One, speaking in front of thousands at a conference or taking part in the nightlife of a mega metropolis near you, Roland S. Martin exemplifies the definition of swagger.

As Thurston B. might say, “Delightful, lovey.”

Source: MediaBistro.com

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