Coffee Party confronts major issue of the day: Horny teenagers

While the Tea Party confronts vital Constitutional issues like the size and scope of government, its left wing doppelganger wannabe, the Coffee Party, is more interested in horny teenagers.

i have sex Coffee Party

While the Tea Party confronts vital Constitutional issues like the size and scope of government, its left wing doppelganger wannabe, the Coffee Party, is more interested in horny teenagers.

The group’s first attempt at video outreach shows students supposedly speaking out against what the left wing group calls an “ideological attack on Planned Parenthood.”

They do it by having dozens of teenagers proudly announce “I have sex.” And, in keeping with the classy liberal thought we all know so well, the very first teen utters an obscenity.

We’d suggest decaffeinated at the next Coffee Party meeting.

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