MSNBC reporter Kelly O’Donnell, the whitest woman alive, was convinced that racism must run rampant at tea party events. The result is the following conversation with Darryl Postell, a black tea party protester:
O’Donnell: There aren’t a lot of African-American men at these events.
Postell: (laughing) Right.
O’Donnell: Have you ever felt uncomfortable?
Postell: No, no, these are my people, Americans.
That’s a great answer. No doubt about it. But here are 18 other answers we’d love to have heard:
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Joe Biden speaks.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time I see the way Chris Matthews looks at Barack Obama
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Nancy Pelosi walks through Washington clutching a ganormous gavel.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time a Congressman discusses a tickle party
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time a bunch of Democrats talk about how low taxes are.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Barack Obama says he wants to be clear.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time a climatologist announces a “stunning finding.”
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Harry Reid smiles, although I’ve yet to see that happen.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time someone says I should be saying “thank you” for raising taxes while calling it a “tax cut”.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time I hear the words “windfall” and “profits” used together.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Barack Obama goes off teleprompter.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Maddow and Olbie say “tea bag” with a knowing smirk.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Nancy Pelosi gives a “gift to the American People”.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Joe Biden says “but seriously” or “mark my words”
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time Nancy Pelosi says “We have to pass the bill so we can tell you what’s in it.”
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time reporters start pushing “advocacy journalism”.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time the leader of the free world bows to dictators and snubs allies.
– Yes, I feel uncomfortable every time socialists tell me that taking my money is fair.
