DOD Global Warming Intel Unit Could Be In The Works. “Although the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) already has a special center dedicated to global warming, a new government report claims the nation’s intelligence community needs yet another taxpayer-funded entity to better determine the impact of climate change on national security.” The dreaded threat of the .01 degree heat invasion! AHHH! Run for the hills!! Sure, the middle east is now controlled by radical islam, but it’s that climate change that’ll slit our throats!
