Doomsday is not on Saturday after all, writer says after predicting end of the world. Must be what happens when you use Common Core Math.

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Red Robster
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Deuteronomy 18:10
“There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,”

King James Version (KJV)

Not so silent
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Damn monday and we are still here…time to return the rolls royce and my new house…

poppajoe49
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Gee, does this mean I have to pay my credit card bills?

Extirpates
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A very large order of “Humble Pie” to the moronic predictor.

JPTravis
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Well, it’s Saturday the 23rd and as far as I know nothing is happening. Nothing end-of-the-world-like anyway. Hopefully MGAP isn’t face down on a Las Vegas sidewalk.

MGAP
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Plenty of time that still. Flight doesn’t leave till 1645…

JPTravis
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It’s already 2017 so how does that work?

MGAP
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So I missed my flight?

Dave K
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No! Really??

Well at least the grocery stores will be happy, they probably sold out of canned goods and bottled water.

RGB
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Darn. You can never plan anything around these stupid doomsdays.
Well, I gotta go do homework, now… And there’s still a test on Monday. But on the positive side, I get to try out my new air rifle.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

The guy must be a friend of Al Gore

Joe Redfield
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Emily Litela, call your office.

Zezozose
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So I shouldn’t have told my boss to take this job and shove it!

Not so silent
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…”missed it by that much”…..

JPTravis
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So I guess now that tomorrow is just the beginning of a “process” he can claim anything that happens tomorrow is part of that process, and therefore he was correct in his prediction. What a dipshit. He would have done well in the Global Warming business.

Dave K
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*Whew!* I guess we really dodged a bullet. /sarcasm

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