Everything you always wanted to know about North Korea – but you had more important things to do (like scratching your butt) so you didn’t ask. The official NoKo FAQ. Short version: NoKo is utopia, whatever you heard about them is wrong (unless it’s good stuff) and everything is fine there but if it weren’t, it’s the US’s fault. And BTW, it’s not a one-party dictatorship, it’s just that all the voters are crazy about the same guy. Just like here.