Federal committee devising new dietary guidelines based on… climate change. Because cow farts add methane, you murderous denier. Overlooked in this scenario: people fart as well, probably even more so on an all-vegetable diet (beans, anyone?) The biggest source of toxic carbon pollution: political vegetables.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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