Government experts confirm mermaids do not exist

Government experts confirm mermaids do not exist. However, belief in green energy unicorns, stimulating Keynesian tooth fairies and free mandatory healthcare made possible by a non-mandated tax (or a non-taxing mandate?) is obligatory until further notice.

Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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