Hillary selling DVDs on the Home Shopping Network. But wait … there’s more.

by editor on December 7, 2010

Move over, Ron Popeil. Move over, weird guy selling Shamwow’s. Move over, Zombie Billy Mays. A new infomercial superstar has been born. And her name is Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Think we’re kidding? Not according to this story from US News & World Report:

hillary clinton shopping channel

Order in the next fifteen minutes and get a free set of ginzu knives. Perfect for emasculating your political opponents and cheating husbands.

Over two years after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton got shellacked by Barack Obama in the 2008 Democratic primaries, she remains in debt and has gone the Home Shopping Network path to raise money: Selling signed copies of a DVD recording of her Democratic Convention speech.In an E-mail to her Hillary Clinton for President supporters, she begs with a repeat of a speech line: “You never gave in. You never gave up. And together, we made history.”

The deal, her group says, is simple: Pay $50 and get a DVD of the speech. Pay $250 and it comes with a “signature” DVD. Act now, comes a warning, because there are only 50 of those available.

Our first reaction to this is to laugh our asses off. Our second reaction is to encourage you to buy as many of these DVDs as possible. The last time the Clinton’s were this desperate for cash ICBM technology got sold to the Chinese.

What could be worse than that you might ask? Two words: sex tape.

Operators are standing by.

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: USNews.com

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Grammar Fuhrer
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Grammar Fuhrer

BUT WAIT! ACT NOW, AND HILARY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND DO A “SPECIAL DANCE” FOR YOU.

SURE THEY MAY SAG, BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY DON’T!

perlcat
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For the love of G-d!! My EYES!!!!

Grammar Fuhrer
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Grammar Fuhrer

Emotional consoling not included.

JPTravis
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Seriously now, is this legal for a sitting Secretary of State?

No wonder foreign diplomats avoid her – she’s an embarrassment.

RockingHorseGuy
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Now, if only WE could avoid her.

serfer62
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serfer62

Why doesn’t she pay off her debts with her own money. The clintons have robbed to 100 million. She certainly can pay it off. BUT then there are still the legal fees that hubby bill never paid so I guess its genetic…

Chuck
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Chuck

Will get the bonus “Ginsu Knife” if I call and order before midnight tomorrow?

YT
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YT

No, you get a shamwow. They are super absorbent and perfect for soaking protein off your dress or drying a cigar.

Chuck
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Chuck

Catch more content like YT’s post on Hillary’s, “Too Close to Home for the Holidays” on Lifetime Network, with guest vocalist Billl Clinton performing his greatest hits like, “I’ll Have a Blue-Clad Girlfriend Without You!”… “Sandy Berger’s Comin’ to Town!” … and his all-time favorite, “My First Noelle!”

Kip Hooker
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ROFLMAO!

jedimom
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jedimom

I want one of the autographed ones but they are already sold out!!

Neo-7
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Neo-7

If they’re sold out , I’ve heard there is a state agency in Hawaii that can come up with a nice forgery for ya.