Move over, Ron Popeil. Move over, weird guy selling Shamwow’s. Move over, Zombie Billy Mays. A new infomercial superstar has been born. And her name is Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Think we’re kidding? Not according to this story from US News & World Report:
Over two years after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton got shellacked by Barack Obama in the 2008 Democratic primaries, she remains in debt and has gone the Home Shopping Network path to raise money: Selling signed copies of a DVD recording of her Democratic Convention speech.In an E-mail to her Hillary Clinton for President supporters, she begs with a repeat of a speech line: “You never gave in. You never gave up. And together, we made history.”
The deal, her group says, is simple: Pay $50 and get a DVD of the speech. Pay $250 and it comes with a “signature” DVD. Act now, comes a warning, because there are only 50 of those available.
Our first reaction to this is to laugh our asses off. Our second reaction is to encourage you to buy as many of these DVDs as possible. The last time the Clinton’s were this desperate for cash ICBM technology got sold to the Chinese.
What could be worse than that you might ask? Two words: sex tape.
Operators are standing by.
– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com
Source: USNews.com
