How President Obama can fatten up his approval ratings

It comes as no shocker that most Americans aren’t happy with President Obama, but new scientific findings might reveal why that is. He’s too skinny.

Love handles will make the American people love you, Mr. President

It comes as no shocker that most Americans aren’t happy with President Obama, but new scientific findings might reveal why that is.

The Telegraph UK reports that “Overweight male politicians are more popular.”

Voters believed that overweight male candidates were more reliable, honest, dependable and inspiring than their thinner counterparts.

If you’re listening, Mr. President, maybe a little less b-ball and a little more fast food are in order. Maybe more trips to the ice cream parlor with the girls. And more burgers with Biden at lunch. Adding a few more pounds might add a few more points to your approval ratings.

We think this survey is one of the most important ones we’ve ever read. Because it finally explains why the people of Massachusetts kept sending Teddy Kennedy and Barney Frank back to the Senate and the House year after year.

Source: Telegraph UK

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