We see so many websites these days begging for money. It’s just so unseemly.
Even though we’ve had to cut back on feeding our office cat Obama to once a week, we will not stoop to that level. But being the anti-welfare capitalists we are, we can sell you something. And it’s something we know you are dying to have anyway.
We’d like to sell you a stylish shirt adorned with your favorite website’s logo. If you don’t want a shirt, choose a bumper sticker for your car or your office wall. And, if you don’t want either of those, there’s a great mug for your cup of joe every morning.
And go ahead and send in a photo of yourself wearing your new shirt, holding your cup of coffee, or admiring the sticker on your car. If enough of you do it, we’ll put all the photos on a page here and make you world famous. And, again, being the win-win marketing capitalists we are, we’ll even add a link to your website or social profile if you like.
Go forth and support us buy something: IHateTheMedia store
