“I saw daddy wrestling with mommy and it sounded like daddy was winning.”

by editor on March 7, 2011

Leave it to those dirty degenerates over at iOwnTheWorld.com to find this story. Wouldn’t surprise us if they checked the book out of the library to see if they could learn a few things.

A Texas mother took her kids to the library. One of the kids found a book that made the mom say, “Holy Dewey Decimal.”

H/T: iOwnTheWorld.com

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CaliforniaDave
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On Home Improvement, the boys were downstairs one morning. Mark (the youngest) talks about hearing noises from the parent’s room. Randy (middle son) explains that they were probably having one of their “somersault contests”. When Tim and Jill come downstairs, Mark says “I know what you were doing last night – who won the somersault contest?” Tim replies, “Your mom did. She always wins.”

After Mark leaves, Tim turns to Jill. “You DID win, didn’t you?”
Jill: “Twice.”

HeatherRadish
Member

…I expect the book will be pulled when some “sexuality educator” objects to “mommy and daddy” wrestling in the missionary position, with the covers hiding their bodies. That’s not “sex positive” or “female-empowering”–it’s male-centric and induces shame. How dare small children be taught that sex is something to be done in private, hidden, with the man allowed on top?

Harvey Milked
Guest

Suddenly, H-Rad, you’ve made me a fan of this book!

matthew s harrison
Guest

Said it before and I will say it again. the left want’s your children’s innocence. They will stop at nothing to get it-including placing books that shouldn’t be where the little ones can get them, where little ones can get them.
Our library is a mine field of depravity-thanks to a liberal mindset to have kids screwing at 10, so they can keep justifying planned parenthood’s existence. It is disgusting. Pollute kids, so you can murder babies-thanks DNC! Douchebags.

RockingHorseGuy
Member

Every day I see something new that reminds me how glad I am to have never fathered any children.

duneglassgirl
Member

then there is another book, with similar drawings and a similar reference to “Daddy and Mommy wrestling”…Maybe someone out there will help me here: the other reference in the book was about the orgasm (I am paraphrasing here) “mommy got a warm a tingly feeling”…As I said: these references were in the original book in the 1970’s, and since my aunt died when I was 14…I have a pretty good recollection of the themes and drawings in the book. Anyone have information out there?

Harvey Milked
Guest

“Daddy and Mommy Wrestling”… that’s a great title. With text like, “…mommy got a warm a tingly feeling…” I should think the subtitle would be, “The Chris Matthews Story!”

Wes
Guest

Oh no, a book with cartoony, anatomically-correct pictures to help teach kids truth and life. How terrible! How many of those K through 4th-graders know what a “uterus” is anyway without asking their parents? Here’s an idea for the parents all upset about this: watch your kids. You have TV and internet in your house and change the channel if you don’t want your kid to see something, right? Great! Now try the same thing with books.

Heck, even the author says the book isn’t meant for kids alone. And no one wants to burn the book, right? So the only argument is “where in the library should the book be kept?”

Btw, on that note, if your library only keeps “The Little Prince” in the kids’ section, it’s doing the world a disservice. (And for those of you who are now going to go read TLP, “you’re welcome.”)

Navyvet
Member

OK I gotta tell this story. True. A friend of mine’s son, age 8 or 9 at the time asked dad “Where do babies come from?” Dad says, “Babies come from the mother.” and left it at that. About a year later the kid says, “OK I understand that babies come from the mother, but how do they get there.” So his dad told him. The kid was real quiet for a minute or so and tells his dad, “I hope my wife and I have twins the first time.” Dad asked why was that, kid says, “Cause I’d only wanna have to do that once.”

hisham
Guest

LOL! That’s a great story navyvet, thanks for sharing!

SmartyPnts
Guest

Sure beats “Heather Has Two Mommies” (and the like) being shoved down the throats of public school kindergarteners!!!!

I like the author’s comment that the news story highlights.

I have a set of children’s books that teaches ‘birds and the bees 101.’ The book meant for littlest ones does not get that specific. The later ones meant for older children does get more specific, but is not that graphic.

The book does seem to be a little ‘too much, too soon.’

rs
Member

Parents abdicating responsibility for their kids? Who’s surprised about that?

duneglassgirl
Member

When I was 13 or 14 (1973), my aunt (whom I was living with) went over this book with myself and my then 7 year old cousin (we are both female). What I learned from this book was: how my mom conceived me, what a warm relationship between a mom and dad can create, and that a careful and loving explanation (yes, by a parent) of this topic can lead to healthy relationships in the future.

KimmyQueen
Guest

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You are a bold face liar… you must be a liberal.

Harvey Milked
Guest

Sniff… sniff… y’all smell that? I think christie’s pants are on fire.

Navyvet
Member

WTF? Now all of sudden, “It’s up to the parents.” It is the parents responsibility. I thought the parents were incapable of raising their kids. They expect the parents to go to the library and check a book before a kid picks it up. Everybody doesnt have government “jobs” and therefore have all the time in the world to go to the library and check things out in the kiddie section.

HeatherRadish
Member

Parents aren’t even allowed opt their kids out of sex ed in some Wisconsin school districts.

Mistella
Guest

No problem with the book, as long as it is kept behind the counter. It would be a great reference for PARENTS as they try to explain things to their children.

Kip Hooker
Member

Wow . . . just wow.

Conservative Kentuckian
Guest
Conservative Kentuckian

Imagine if someone had tried this in the 40s or 50s. Heads and other body parts would have rolled. These idiots take too much away from parents. It should be left up to mommy and daddy how and when their children learn the facts of life. Though in today’s culture you can’t turn on the TV, go see a movie or do a whole lot without getting bombarded with sex, sex, sex and more sex. And I wonder how much other smut like this – and if you don’t like my use of the word smut, tough – one could find in libraries across the country.

hisham
Guest

CK you wouldn’t believe what great books my wife and I have picked up for pennies or from the throw out bins of numerous libraries simply because they are systematically introducing this smutty tripe and reletavist crap to their library shelves. The great works go and smut, lies, and prevarications take their places on the shelves. Go to your local library and see what they’re doing…it’ll be an eye opener!

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