Captain James T. Kirk. Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about women. It can also be said that Kirk was not very selective and perfectly willing to cavort wildly with any alien species no matter how bizarre.
Tiger Woods? Not so much.
In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.
In an effort to convince us of the validity of this remark the article continues “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”
But we’re told that the African American community has never fully embraced Woods, because “The color of one’s companion has long been a major measure of ‘blackness’ — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.”
As one blogger put it “Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him.”
If all of this gives you a headache, don’t worry. In the future you will be able to emulate James T. Kirk and utilize snappy pickup lines like “Transport here often” to all races, creeds, colors and species.
Heck, there was even that really hot green women in one episode that…never mind.
Source: NewsBusters.org
– Written by Patrick Michael
