Just your typical crystal-covered, feather-wearing, anti-nuclear, Truther liberal

James Richard Sauder doesn’t even stand out in a group of leftwing protesters. Not even with the feathers. Not even with the crystals. Nope, he blends right in with the lunatic masses.

James Richard Sauder
James Richard Sauder, poster boy for lunatic leftwing protesters

James Richard Sauder doesn’t stand out in a group of leftwing protesters. Not even with the feathers. Not even with the crystals. Nope, he blends right in with the lunatic masses.

Wired.com has the details:

Ordinarily, James Richard Sauder spends his time writing books like Underground Bases and Tunnels: What is the Government Trying to Hide? and Kundalini Tales, “which deals with paranormal and mind control themes.” But earlier this month, Sauder took a break from his investigations to scale the fence of a nuclear missile silo.

“We need cooperative, mutually beneficial economic arrangements, and harmonious relations between peoples and nations on this planet. As a symbol in that regard, I have left a skein of multi-colored Red Heart yarn at the missile silo to signify that here the thread of a new, world-wide narrative begins. It is a new global narrative with heart,” he wrote just before his arrest at Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota for federal criminal trespass.

“I leave here as a ceremonial gift a pouch of Virginia tobacco, symbolic of the matrimonial union of John Rolfe and Pocahontas, their marriage itself being a symbol of the union of the European and Native peoples and cultures on this continent,” he continued. “Many other large crystals adorn my headdress – from Arkansas, New York, Tibet and Brazil. The crystals represent the living Earth. The feathers in my headdress are from the Rio Grande species of the North American wild turkey. Benjamin Franklin felt that the American wild turkey should be the national bird. I agree! For me the wild turkey exemplifies the natural spirit of this continent.”

It will shock you to learn that Sauder’s manifesto also touches on the “inside job” of 9/11, the death of the American dollar, and “DNA data bases.”

Well, at least he’s not a violent, racist, sexist, homophobic lunatic like those Tea Party wackos.

Source: Wired

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