Sen. John Kerry (D-Ketchup) showed up at a White House ceremony with 2 black eyes and a broken nose. Spokewoman said it was from playing hockey. Uhhh, sure… The consensus of the commenters deems plastic surgery to be the more likely cause, though quite a few think the missus clocked him. We’re sure he really was playing hockey, he just didn’t mention he was the puck.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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