Kerry says same thing about his yacht that he said about Vietnam: “Can I get out of here please?”

by editor on July 27, 2010

This is hilarious. The esteemed Senator John Kerry, the tax-dodging senior senator from Massachusetts, was mobbed by reporters who insisted on asking impertinent questions about his new $7,000,000 luxury yacht and why he hasn’t paid the Commonwealth of Massachusetts the pound of flesh he’s so quick to demand of the little people.

Looking like a cornered rat, he finally turned to his driver and spoke the immortal words he first uttered in Vietnam, “Can you get me out of here, please?”

The only thing missing was a flesh wound on the ass. And when we say “ass”, we are, of course, referring to the senior senator himself.

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CO2Insanity
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They need to give Kerry das boot at election time.

MichiganVet
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MichiganVet

and is it a “swift” boat?

Old Goat
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Old Goat

Is this the same Kerry who fervently believes that all the Arctic ice will have melted in a few years, despite the fact that it is incoveniently increasing?How do these dimwits ever get elected to the positions they hold – it’s not just the US, but the UK as well, and probably globally, too? Does the average Joe Public count for nothing, or are they just dimwits too, for electing them?

sa_rose
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sa_rose

What I don’t get is why they RE-elected over and over, despite their stupid behaviour and obvious disregard for their constituents. The ones that aren’t on a who’s who list, that is.

KimmyQueen
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He is from MA right? I think so I remember him when I was living there, i could be wrong. In any case, MA people in general tend to be more liberal in their viewpoints. It is also very heavily controlled by the gay and lesbian agendas and progressives. That is why he keeps getting re-elected. However that still doesn’t make it okay that the people are still so stupid even though in massive spending hole they are in to keep re-electing these idiots.

KimmyQueen
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One can only guess if he would have ever paid the taxes HAD the media not found out about it. I guess investigation is needed tos ee if he has done similar purchases in the past 20-30 years and if he paid taxes on those or hid them then we know we have a pattern. He sucks no matter what.

sa_rose
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sa_rose

I loved the “We’ve alwaus paid our taxes.” line/ Lets reseatch that for truth vs fiction!

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GregoryTart
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Don’t be so hard on him, after all it is his wife’s money. And what’s with the name Isabel? Not named for Theresa like ” The Monistat Momma” or ” The Raging Fibroid”

rob
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rob

I wish someone would put some hot lead in him!

charpaddy
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charpaddy

What a jerk! Remember, taxes are for the little people AKA stinky masses AKA idiots who keep voting us into office AKA the minions.If you have enough money to avoid taxes (money that the jerk didn’t even earn, and was earned by a CONSERVATIVE…Mr. Heinz*, a man who had more class in his little finger than Kerry has in his entire lying body) then you should…that is, apparently, the lesson to be learned here.

While the govt continues to try to do EVERYTHING possible so that the little people will NEVER achieve anywhere near the riches this idiot married.

What a turdwad!
*his biggest mistake appears to have been marrying Thhhheresa….puke.

rs
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Next thing you know, he’ll want another Purple Heart for the encounter.

drb
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drb

Too true, Ray

ocmadam
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ocmadam

He meant to say- Let them eat cake.

KimmyQueen
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that is something his wife would say.

MichiganVet
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MichiganVet

Nope, let em eat ketchup!
MV

drb
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drb

Can you get me out of here, please?”

Do you promise to never return?

4rc
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4rc

$7 million for that!?? Thats kinda expensive for such a small yacht

MichiganVet
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MichiganVet

but it has to haul such a large ego …
MV

Mistella
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Mistella

How fitting, a blow-hard buys a blow-bote, even includes a “whine” cellar. I see a vision of the pompous, racist, stupid judge in Caddyshack come to life.

Having lost my dear Mistella because of the policies of the left, and since she is rigged to sail sans crew, I can only hope he spends a great deal of time in the Bermuda Traingle. Surely Neptune will even the score for the US shipbuilders.

Bon Voyage Lurch.