Look out Kate Upton, AZ pol pushing anti-Photoshopping bill! Nanny States of America! We’re not going to tell you what you can and cannot do… we’ll just make the prices “necessarily skyrocket.”

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Joe
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I’ll take one for the team. She could come over my house. I’ll go through the photographs and compare every inch of her beautiful reality verses Photoshop, it might take a few weeks, but I’ll do it for free as a patriotic citizen, and I’ll write a detailed 2600 page report for the government afterwards.

ooddballz
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Joe, the government will not accept your report unless you charge then at least $100.00 per page.

Joe
Member

Well you are a shrewd negotiator, and reluctantly I agree to your terms. Also, the report will now be 6700 pages, because I think I should be as thorough as possible. I may need more than a few weeks as well, it might take several months. I just want to make sure the taxpayer gets the most out of my diligent work.

poppajoe49
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Joe, you da man! But, I can’t make you suffer through that on your own. I’ll come help you.

Ray
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I’d bet that the photos of her on her own website had some retouching done.

poppajoe49
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Not enough, she still looks like she should be getting her outfits from Hillary’s closet!

drb
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I had to change my avi just for this thread.

Tesslea
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Nice to see nothing has changed here in my absence ~! I wish they’d let parents do their jobs as some of us are but then there are many who don’t it still doesn’t give the govt the right to do it for us.

PsychoDad
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Well why not? We already need to be told that the Crunchy Flakes in the box aren’t really six inches across the way they look in the picture.

flashingscotsman
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“This Superman costume does NOT enable the wearer to fly.”

poppajoe49
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“This hair dryer should not be used in the tub or shower.”

drb
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McDonald’s coffee cup: “Caution: Contents May Be Hot!”

poppajoe49
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“Surgeon General’s Warning:
Smoking cigarettes is dangerous to your health.”

drb
Member

except that wasn’t enough to make people quit smoking so they had to add greusome pics.

jcrowley1985
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Then realized, “If we can’t convince people to stop smoking, we might as well make a profit off their suffering and tax the hell out of them”. All while the tobacco giants make billions on people’s deaths and suffering each year.

Keep Occupying!

jcrowley1985
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Go ahead and censor the truth. It’s all to easy to blame the working class when it is corporate america who are the real criminals.

Keep Occupying!

poppajoe49
Member

joan is a confused little girl. Don’t try to figure her out.

Joe
Member

John, do you even know what the hell you’re talking about? The government funds many bleeding-heart liberal programs by making “a profit off their suffering and tax the hell out of them.” So really, please explain what you’re actually occupying. Because I don’t get it.

Jayhawk46
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An actual warning in a lawnmower owner’s manual:
“Warning – Do not use this lawnmower to trim hedges.”
I can just picture two morons holding the ends of a running lawnmower passing it back and forth over some shrubbery

poppajoe49
Member

That’s what is the most sad, that they actually have to put these warnings on packaging because some moron thought it was a good idea to try!

flashingscotsman
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Every time I see an idiotic disclaimer, I have to say, “Well, you know, they wouldn’t be bringing it up, if somebody hadn’t done it and sued them.”

Not so silent
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On Preparation H, “do not take orally”……You know that had to happen for the warning to be put on.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Liberals are nothing more then hypocritical control freaks with no sense of personal responsibility.

Plainsman
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Chuckie and Katie to the rescue! Bottom line, these two and dozens more in congress are just dying to get in front of the camera and put their name on a bill. It’s all about leaving a legacy and what better way than sponsoring bills that make sure we’re all tucked into bed safe and secure. After all, we’re all babies and have no power to reason for ourselves and no benchmark for deciding right from wrong.. someone HAS to tell us! What’s your pet peeve? People who sneeze on the subway? No worries, there’ll be a law soon.

rightinwa
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Face it, everybody. You’re ugly.

flashingscotsman
Member

Being a photographer, I can tell you that even the most outrageously beautiful women are shopped before their pictures go public. Nobody’s perfect, it seems.

Not so silent
Member

That’s cause liberals think a hot woman is Janet Reno…..No amount of photoshop could fix that.

Alien
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i think only the alligators she rassled thought she was hot

poppajoe49
Member

Oh gees, get over yourself!

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