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Man claims IRS agent coerced him into sex. First thought: why couldn’t I get an IRS agent like that? Second thought: once the IRS is after you, you’re gonna get screwed one way or another.

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27 Comments on "Man claims IRS agent coerced him into sex"

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deepthinker
February 7, 2013 8:53 am

If he does have his receipts, this didn’t happen in the eyes of the IRS.

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February 7, 2013 9:48 am

I hope he doesn’t get charged an early withdrawal penalty.

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RKae
February 7, 2013 9:24 am

And make sure you save that stain on the sheet for 7 years!

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ooddballz
February 7, 2013 9:49 am

Need a photo of the agent.

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Not so silent
February 7, 2013 11:59 am

Depending on what she looked like, it could have been a penalty either way….This F*cking government is totally out of control….and the IRS is hiring more people like this.

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February 7, 2013 12:35 pm

You’re figuring a picture of the agent will give you a better idea of how much “coersion” was really involved.

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drb
February 7, 2013 1:49 pm

Phfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft…you guys are so gullible…this guy was prolly cheating on his girlfriend with this IRS agent he met in some bar. The girlfriend went through his cell phone, saw text messages, then busted on the boy, and he made up the coercion story to cover.

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ooddballz
February 7, 2013 1:58 pm

You’re figuring a picture of the agent will give you a better idea of how much “coersion” was really involved.

I think it might be a good indicator, if she looks like Hillery or “The Mooch”, guilty. If she looks like Palin, I might have to rethink that.

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drb
February 7, 2013 2:23 pm

Something doesn’t quite make sense to me…he claims the phone calls and texts began in August of 2011, the sex took place in September of 2011…and he waits until January of 2013 to file a civil suit seeking restitution from the U.S. government…but he never went to the cops to file rape charges against the woman???

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February 7, 2013 3:11 pm

Maybe it took him a while to decide he didn’t like it. A man likes to be sure about these things. Or maybe he finally ran out of beer – there’s a country song that goes, “You ain’t no fun since I quit drinkin’!”

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drb
February 7, 2013 4:12 pm

JP, you’re grasping at straws to make excuses for this dog of a man wannabe and that’s “You ain’t *much* fun since I quit drinkin’!” Why didn’t he try to find out who her supervisor was at the IRS if she was “coercing” him and have her fired? If what he says is true he had the evidence on his phone…he could have ended the whole thing in August of 2011, she would have been fired and he would have had to worry about any fines because the IRS would have wanted to deal with any scandals.

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Joe
February 7, 2013 7:51 pm

“she would have been fired and he would have had to worry about any fines because the IRS would have wanted to deal with any scandals.”

It’s the government, she wouldn’t have been fired just reassigned, probably to a higher paying position.

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drb
February 7, 2013 7:53 pm

nah, she wasn’t high eough on the payscale for that…not like she was doing it to cover for the administration or anything.

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Joe
February 7, 2013 8:24 pm

Then she’s probably in a union. Being in a union and working for the government… she probably could have killed the guy and still kept her job.

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February 7, 2013 9:13 pm

Hey, wait a minute, why is he a dog? Why are you blaming the victim of the rape instead of the rapist? THIS IS WHY WE FEEL THERE IS A WAR AGAINST MEN!

(C’mon guys, this is our chance to finally play the victim card.)

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poppajoe49
February 7, 2013 9:14 pm

How can I play the victim card when I’ve never been raped, even by an ugly woman?

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February 7, 2013 9:46 pm

Was he dressed provocatively?

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February 8, 2013 6:25 am

How do you know? Ugly women are sneaky.

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whiskeyriver
February 8, 2013 7:22 am

That’s your fault poppa, you didn’t drink enough whiskey in your younger days. (snicker)

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drb
February 8, 2013 6:00 am

One, I don’t believe his story. two, if his story is true, He’s a dog because he had options to stop it before it got that far. the evidence was on his phone all he had to do was meet with her boss. Three, he isn’t sueing her or pressing charges against her, he is suing the government for employeeing her. Four, he admits that his girlfriend left him once she found out about the affair. and it was only after THAT, that he decided to sue. Cuz he can’t have his cake and eat it too.

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February 8, 2013 6:18 am

“Cuz he can’t have his cake and eat it too.”

I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

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poppajoe49
February 7, 2013 9:13 pm

In all truth, we don’t know either way. Both you and we are merely speculating without all the facts. It is possible that she looked like Helen Thomas on a bad day, without makeup, and his story is true.
On the other hand, she could look like Kimberly Guilfoyle at her best, and he was cheating, and used this story to cover up when he got caught.
Then, it could be somewhere in the middle.

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February 7, 2013 9:14 pm

Yeah, it was somewhere in the middle all right…

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February 7, 2013 9:48 pm

“The one in the middle is Willie Nelson, I know that much.”

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Navyvet2
February 7, 2013 12:32 pm

Things like this never happen to me. I got screwed in an audit one time but there was no sex involved.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 7, 2013 2:09 pm

Not buying this one, you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning then getting picked up by an IRS agent.

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Alien
February 7, 2013 9:51 pm

Michelle Bachman used to work for IRS.. I’ve always imagined that had to be kinda hot

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