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Man claims IRS agent coerced him into sex. First thought: why couldn’t I get an IRS agent like that? Second thought: once the IRS is after you, you’re gonna get screwed one way or another.

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Alien
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Michelle Bachman used to work for IRS.. I’ve always imagined that had to be kinda hot

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Not buying this one, you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning then getting picked up by an IRS agent.

Navyvet2
Guest

Things like this never happen to me. I got screwed in an audit one time but there was no sex involved.

ooddballz
Member

Need a photo of the agent.

JPTravis
Member

You’re figuring a picture of the agent will give you a better idea of how much “coersion” was really involved.

ooddballz
Member

You’re figuring a picture of the agent will give you a better idea of how much “coersion” was really involved.

I think it might be a good indicator, if she looks like Hillery or “The Mooch”, guilty. If she looks like Palin, I might have to rethink that.

drb
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Something doesn’t quite make sense to me…he claims the phone calls and texts began in August of 2011, the sex took place in September of 2011…and he waits until January of 2013 to file a civil suit seeking restitution from the U.S. government…but he never went to the cops to file rape charges against the woman???

JPTravis
Member

Maybe it took him a while to decide he didn’t like it. A man likes to be sure about these things. Or maybe he finally ran out of beer – there’s a country song that goes, “You ain’t no fun since I quit drinkin’!”

drb
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JP, you’re grasping at straws to make excuses for this dog of a man wannabe and that’s “You ain’t *much* fun since I quit drinkin’!” Why didn’t he try to find out who her supervisor was at the IRS if she was “coercing” him and have her fired? If what he says is true he had the evidence on his phone…he could have ended the whole thing in August of 2011, she would have been fired and he would have had to worry about any fines because the IRS would have wanted to deal with any scandals.

poppajoe49
Member

In all truth, we don’t know either way. Both you and we are merely speculating without all the facts. It is possible that she looked like Helen Thomas on a bad day, without makeup, and his story is true.
On the other hand, she could look like Kimberly Guilfoyle at her best, and he was cheating, and used this story to cover up when he got caught.
Then, it could be somewhere in the middle.

JPTravis
Member

Yeah, it was somewhere in the middle all right…

flashingscotsman
Member

“The one in the middle is Willie Nelson, I know that much.”

JPTravis
Member

Hey, wait a minute, why is he a dog? Why are you blaming the victim of the rape instead of the rapist? THIS IS WHY WE FEEL THERE IS A WAR AGAINST MEN!

(C’mon guys, this is our chance to finally play the victim card.)

drb
Member

One, I don’t believe his story. two, if his story is true, He’s a dog because he had options to stop it before it got that far. the evidence was on his phone all he had to do was meet with her boss. Three, he isn’t sueing her or pressing charges against her, he is suing the government for employeeing her. Four, he admits that his girlfriend left him once she found out about the affair. and it was only after THAT, that he decided to sue. Cuz he can’t have his cake and eat it too.

JPTravis
Member

“Cuz he can’t have his cake and eat it too.”

I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

poppajoe49
Member

How can I play the victim card when I’ve never been raped, even by an ugly woman?

whiskeyriver
Guest

That’s your fault poppa, you didn’t drink enough whiskey in your younger days. (snicker)

JPTravis
Member

How do you know? Ugly women are sneaky.

flashingscotsman
Member

Was he dressed provocatively?

Joe
Member

“she would have been fired and he would have had to worry about any fines because the IRS would have wanted to deal with any scandals.”

It’s the government, she wouldn’t have been fired just reassigned, probably to a higher paying position.

drb
Member

nah, she wasn’t high eough on the payscale for that…not like she was doing it to cover for the administration or anything.

Joe
Member

Then she’s probably in a union. Being in a union and working for the government… she probably could have killed the guy and still kept her job.

drb
Member

Phfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft…you guys are so gullible…this guy was prolly cheating on his girlfriend with this IRS agent he met in some bar. The girlfriend went through his cell phone, saw text messages, then busted on the boy, and he made up the coercion story to cover.

Not so silent
Member

Depending on what she looked like, it could have been a penalty either way….This F*cking government is totally out of control….and the IRS is hiring more people like this.

RKae
Member

And make sure you save that stain on the sheet for 7 years!

deepthinker
Member

If he does have his receipts, this didn’t happen in the eyes of the IRS.

JPTravis
Member

I hope he doesn’t get charged an early withdrawal penalty.

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