Doctors removed a 3-inch nail from a man’s brain after he accidentally fired it into his head. “Dante Autullo remained conscious after the self-inflicted injury and initially believed he had only brushed his nail gun against his head.” Stop right there – why the hell would anybody put his nail gun up close to his head???? We’re happy he’s OK but perhaps he should look for another line of work.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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