Obama calls Boehner to say he won’t negotiate on debt ceiling. We wonder how that conversation went…

“John, this is Barack Obama. I’m calling to tell you I won’t be negotiating with you on the debt ceiling.”
“So then, uh… why did you bother calling?”
“Well I’m just calling to tell you I won’t be calling.”
“But you already called, right? So this is like the red line in Syria all over again.”
“NO IT’S NOT! NO IT’S NOT!”
“Stop yelling or I’ll tell Putin.”

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GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
September 25, 2013 11:31 am

Despise his politics but this is pretty cool,

“The one thing my family insisted on was, don’t embarrass us. Don’t make us come to jail, because though we will come to see you, we’re going to leave you there. It just wasn’t an option for me. I was more afraid of the people I lived with than the people I ran with.”

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/25/samuel-l-jackson-disses-obama-pronunciation-be-fking-presidential-stop-trying/

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 25, 2013 11:45 am

He’s right . I just saying to a friend that you should not be able to graduate college unles you can speak and write in proper English. And don’t even get me started onthe media’s butchering of the lnguage!

Red Robster
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Red Robster
September 26, 2013 11:17 am

*snickering @ Ms. typo.

😀

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 26, 2013 7:47 pm

That is certainly me. Worse on my Kindle.

Red Robster
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Red Robster
September 30, 2013 11:02 am

it’s ok, you still make 10 million times more sense than crowley or pinocchio party even w/the typos.

🙂

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 30, 2013 7:53 pm

Thank you Rob! If onlyI could type!

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 22, 2013 10:18 am

Saw somewhere that there was a GOP straw poll yesterday and Rand Paul crushed Chris Christie…no mean feat if you know what I mean….that tells me that the libertarian/classical liberal element of the GOP is winning the ideological battle with the establishment Republicans. Rubio might as well not even bother forming an exploratory committee. To paraphrase Yamamoto: A sleeping giant has awakened. 100,000,000 traditional Americans are getting really pissed off.

JPTravis
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September 22, 2013 10:44 am

You know what happened to Rubio? He hired those damn professional political consultants – the same bozos and nincompoops who advised McCain and Romney – and they told him the key to winning the presidency is to attract Hispanic and independent voters by getting out in front on amnesty for illegals. When will these Republican morons learn that professional political consultants are Trojan horses?

Red Robster
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Red Robster
September 23, 2013 9:40 am

trojan condoms, more like, and used at that!

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 23, 2013 11:29 am

EWWWWWWWWWWW

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 22, 2013 12:07 pm

Chaff and wheat. Good riddance.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
September 22, 2013 9:24 am

Wonder if our moonbat overlord throws hissy fits when he is alone, Stomping his feet, cussing, having a general temper tantrum…If Tan boy had any balls at all he would say, “call me back when you grow up Mr. President” and would hang up on Obama…..But first asking, Does this sound like I am hanging up…click….

Missile Command
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Missile Command
September 22, 2013 8:25 am

Obama says [insert lie here]…

Red Robster
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Red Robster
October 2, 2013 1:29 pm

ha ha ha… tu 4 d laf ter

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 7:13 pm
sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 22, 2013 6:18 pm

Guess now we know why Holder was chosen as Attorney General

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 21, 2013 5:55 pm
GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
September 23, 2013 9:20 am

“Is anyone here surprised by this?” Or this (frankly I was. maybe disappointed is a better word)

“After Chris Wallace announced he would interview Senator Ted Cruz on Fox News Sunday he was suddenly inundated with opposition research slamming Cruz. That oppo research came not from Democrats but from Republicans.”

http://lonelyconservative.com/2013/09/chris-wallace-received-oppo-research-slamming-ted-cruz-from-republicans/

[edit] decent analysis http://ace.mu.nu/archives/343598.php

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 23, 2013 1:12 pm

Not surprised, the RINOS are desperate to make nice with the usurper.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 23, 2013 11:28 am

Sad. Guess they never got that “house divided will fall” thing. Or maybe they understood it to only apply to the House of Representatives and the 2party system.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
September 23, 2013 11:57 am

And this
“He f***ing hates Cruz,” an adviser to Sen. McCain told GQ’s Jason Zengerle. “He’s just offended by his style.”

http://noisyroom.net/blog/2013/09/23/outing-the-progressive-republicans-attacking-cruz/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 22, 2013 5:02 am

OK, here’s a dilemma. My wife works for a small non-profit. They no longer provide health insurance. She would like to have insurance, but it is too cost prohibitive. She doesn’t even want coverage for Dr visits or prescriptions, just to cover hospitalization. It would be cheaper to pay the penalty and pay for her own medical care as she goes, but the penalty increases every year.
What would happen if she just ignores the whole thing?

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 30, 2013 7:52 pm

She would be fine, with the amount of the fine increasing annually.

JPTravis
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September 22, 2013 9:49 am

In other words, your wife wants catastrophic coverage which is relatively inexpensive and the favorite kind of coverage for self-employed young people but Obamacare has outlawed that kind of coverage starting in 2014. Unless they’ve delayed that part. I can’t keep track.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 22, 2013 3:30 pm

Oh, peachy. This guy just likes peeing in everyone’s Cheerios doesn’t he?

wingater
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wingater
September 22, 2013 6:54 am

I think I’ll be ok if they let me put my healthcare penalty on my EBT card. There is only so much blood in a turnip.

hisham
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hisham
September 23, 2013 5:47 am

I’ve grown turnips and I’ve yet to find blood!

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 21, 2013 6:03 pm

Surprised? Nope- the least of which would be the goons who rammed it through- the method they used revealed that they knew it smelled bad- even without reading it first.

Neither am I surprised that your tidbit is not being carried by mainstream news. Push the agenda forward even as the truth comes out about how it’s REALLY going to affect the country and working class- just as long as it doesn’t politically hurt anyone important.

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 21, 2013 5:57 pm
poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 5:40 pm

OK, fine you petulent child, and if we don’t let you have your way, what are you going to do about it? Holding your breath and stomping your feet won’t work, screaming “I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT” won’t work, rolling around on the floor crying, kicking, and screaming won’t work, so it looks like you’ll have to come up with a new plan.

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 21, 2013 5:46 pm

Some petulant children make threats that they are going to hold their breath until they drop dead- now I’m not advocating anything in particular but I just want for Barry not to rule anything out at this point.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
September 22, 2013 5:33 am

And the people that work for him finally notice?

“Inside White House Joke POTUS nickname ‘Obam-me’ ”

http://www.politisite.com/2013/09/21/inside-white-house-joke-potus-has-a-nickname-obam-me/

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 22, 2013 11:08 am

Refreshing to see the empire showing some cracks. Frankly, if the Treasodent wants it to be about him then let him and him alone answer for the myriad of crimes that this administration has commissioned not only against other countries but also against his own citizens– INCLUDING the policies of economic disservice to those he successfully fooled into electing and reelecting him.

Red Robster
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Red Robster
September 23, 2013 9:35 am

holder needs to be beside him, imho.

AFRO-K!

sa_rose
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sa_rose
October 2, 2013 2:36 pm

Holder should be in prison 4 sure!

hisham
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hisham
September 23, 2013 5:45 am

INCLUDING the policies of economic disservice to those he successfully fooled into electing and reelecting him.

I don’t feel sorry for THEM, not one f***ing bit! THEY knew enough about him the second time around not to vote for him and they did anyway…THEM, THEM, F*** THEM!!!

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 22, 2013 9:36 am

They notice because they know eventually his stench will cling to them when they need to find work post-presidency.

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 22, 2013 11:12 am

The stench needs to be permanent- not only to the progressives who actively helped to engineer the crime that is his presidency but also the enabling RINOs who pretended to be opposition- effectively forestalling any meaningful efforts to derail the runaway train of spend spend spend… as well as their dutiful cooperation with the demagoguery and class warfare.

StrinaM
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September 22, 2013 9:19 am

I saw that! His empire is crumbling. I bet he’s one of the most hated Presidents in 3 years.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 5:50 pm

Well, that is ultimately what I was hoping for.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 22, 2013 6:10 pm

Wouldn’t work. Soon as he passed out he would start breathing again. That’s why that threat doesn’t work for toddlers either. One would need,say a pillow or garrotte or something to back up the breath holding!

StrinaM
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September 21, 2013 5:12 pm

Too bad Boehner wouldn’t actually have the balls to say that. More like, t”he Tea Party took my balls, Your Chicago Jesus-ness. Forgive me, Lord Obama”

barbiegirl ny
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barbiegirl ny
September 21, 2013 5:07 pm

There is no negotiation, so I guess this is one time Obama will have gotten it right. We don’t want this damn communist take-over of our healthcare. End of story. What I’d like to know is just how Obama plans on getting the money to fund this Neo-Marxist law when Congress refuses to give it to him? I hope and pray they [Congress] stick to their guns and see this country-ruining law stymied once and for all.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
September 23, 2013 12:03 pm

“There is no negotiation,” I guess this is non-negotiable too

“Biden in Mexico: I assure you all the people who came to the US illegally will be granted amnesty”

http://michellemalkin.com/2013/09/23/biden-in-mexico-i-assure-you-all-the-people-who-came-to-the-us-illegally-will-be-granted-amnesty/

sa_rose
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sa_rose
September 25, 2013 9:43 am

If we would reform the immigration process, to allow good, hardworking imigrantsm, with some kind of job skill, or a guaranteed job waiting we would all be better off. It is the uncontrolled flood of criminals, skill-less workers and uneducated immigrants who come here and have nothing to offer us in return for their acceptance here that is the problem. And some of that shows. If you are a talented scientis, computer geek , physician, you can get a visa in a heartbeat. Others wwait for YEARS, plus bookoos of bucks to get in, And even those don’t help our economy THAT much, because they send US dollars back to their poor families in other countriesm rather than putting it back into the economy here. Illegals are abused, cheated, can spread illness simply because they have no health care. We don’t need amnesty AGAIN! This will be, what the 6th time in 60 years? And many who wre eligible for amnesty on one of the last rounds never applied, and are stil illegal. Fix the system, not just open the floodgates!

flashingscotsman
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September 25, 2013 8:03 pm

Slight amendment. A guaranteed job waiting for them, that the employer has honestly tried to fill with an American.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 5:37 pm

Executive Order #234895723458962304897359867493584570983983459823749085753927239857012389470596759203864912875023985751289070923846750923584751928401923847502359845709123847023952346857129038460843610265029867537441270583767412095

wingater
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wingater
September 22, 2013 6:23 am

Wow! how long did it take you to do that?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 22, 2013 6:42 am

Not long, I just randomly hit number keys.

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 21, 2013 4:57 pm

Meet Barry who’s born we don’t know where,
From Honolu’ or Kenya square.
But Johnny’s only seen the light.
By voting in the dark of night —
What a crazy pair!

But they’re felons,
Identical felons all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different- like light and day.

Where Barry adores Alinsky’s set,
The Muslim bros, and no regret,
Our Johnny loves to call the roll,
A house he pretends to lose control —
What a wild duet!

Still, they’re felons,
Identical felons and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even vote alike —

You can lose your mind,
When felons are two of a kind

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 21, 2013 5:06 pm

That’s pretty good. Did you come up with that?

stinkfoot
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stinkfoot
September 21, 2013 5:10 pm

I did a search for the Patty Duke show theme lyrics and rewrote them. Thanks. 🙂

Sidekick
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Sidekick
September 21, 2013 3:51 pm

Hopefully this pisses Boehner off.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 5:34 pm

If it does, he’ll probably just cry.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
September 21, 2013 3:29 pm

I bet the call ended with “Do what I say, or I’ll call you a racist”

wingater
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wingater
September 21, 2013 2:21 pm

Firesign Theater – for a whole new generation.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
September 21, 2013 5:33 pm

Damn, I haven’t heard anyone mention them in decades! Are they still in existance?

wingater
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wingater
September 22, 2013 5:12 am

Only on Youtube!

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