What’s the skinny: Obama may have intestinal parasites

by editor on January 21, 2011

President Obama is losing weight. No matter how many times he takes his daughters out for ice cream, he just keeps getting skinnier. He now has the wrists of a slender, young girl, which may help explain the way he throws a baseball.

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We've gone from a president with intestinal fortitude to a president with an intestinal parasite

The National Enquirer has the full skinny:

The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA’s shocking weight loss – he’s secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.

The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.

“Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar,” revealed a close source.

“There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them.”

First, consider that two years ago we had the spectacle of the media fawning over the greatest pecs in the history of the presidency when Obama strode mightily out of the Hawaiian surf. Now consider the fact that no beach photos were allowed during his last Hawaiian sojourn. His now frightening physique could explain the difference.

You learn something every day in this life, don’t you? For example, we never knew that parasites could get parasites.

Source: National Enquirer

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19 Comments on "What’s the skinny: Obama may have intestinal parasites"

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Glitzhsz2
Guest

Seems like when people live on cigs and coffee, they are supplementing them with some type of stimulant.

Noelegy
Guest

You have to wonder what the REAL story is, that the “intestinal parasites” bone we’re being thrown seems less embarrassing by comparison.

KimmyQueen
Guest

Uhm… interesting…

Bulimia, anorexia or he is just smoking non-stop and living on smokes and coffee…

redabogado
Member

Now the assclown is dying his hair (see Drudge). What a self-absorbed nihilist.

Necron_99
Member

Barack Sprat could eat no fat
Moo-shell could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean

Barack ate all the lean,
Moo-shell ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat

Barack Sprat was wheeling,
Moo-shell by the ditch.
The barrow turned over,
And in she did pitch.

Says Barack, “Moo-shell be drowned!”
But Moo-shell did reply,
“I don’t think I shall,
For the ditch is quite dry.”.

BuckeyeNut
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Seems to me the skinnier Obama gets, the fatter Michelle gets. Is she stealing his food off his plate or what? And she’s promoting good eating habits, too, but not setting a good example. So how can she tell parents what to feed their kids when she is getting fatter?

rs
Member

He’s trying to become Steve Jobs, someone who is more admired than he is.

KimmyQueen
Guest

EWwwwwwww….

Chuck
Member

Obama may have intestinal parasites? Obama IS an intestinal parasite!

danybhoy
Member

Many of those who support him are DEFINATELY parasitic.

matthew s harrison
Guest

Anyone who buys that bullshit is an idiot. That is WH subterfuge. His lifestyle with Rahm and Larry Sinclair has caught up with him. It is called HIV-stomach parasites are easily cleared up with Trimethoprim-sulfametoxazol. Just remember, barry isn’t in his homeland of Kenya anymore. We have this thing here in the united states called “the most advanced medical care system on earth”. They have this stuff called “advanced medicine”. He has the treasury of the united states Gov’t on his side-and he doesn’t have to sit back and wait-they would have had that licked in a week if that is what it was.
For it to go on like this-it is HIV/AIDS or Hep-you pick it-but it is lifestyle based illness. PERIOD>

Aesculapius
Guest

Try real medine. Parasites are not killed or cleared by antibiotics. Trimeth-sulfa is an antibiotic. Leave medicine to those who actually know it. As for his phenotypic appearance, he has Indonesia genetic roots. That is enough explanation for me. The rest is pure gossip for the sole purpose of selling a publication. Personally, he and his administration have promoted national parasitiism. So, there is an exponentially increasing need for far more politically clean colons in order to make a difference for this nation. Now that’s change with a porcelain throne.

DJ
Guest

If this is true he has parasites, I’m guessing that he ate raw fish, but what is taking so long to get rid of it?

I’m also thinking it may not be a parasite, but more likely he’s sneaking a lot of smokes and doubling down on the Nicorette, as a way to deal with all the pressures of destroying the economy and the American Dream at full throttle.

DeanH
Member

and crack, don’t forget the crack. ask Larry Sinclair.

Kip Hooker
Member

I’ve often wondered how much wisdom there was in the old adage “you are what you eat”. But now that I’ve learned Obama eats parasites it seems like the old wives were right all along.

Big Al
Member

You don’t gain weight by eating away the American dream.

nuke
Member

Maybe that’s why he keeps bowing to foreigners like Hu and Abdullah; he’s trying to shoot the tapeworms out of his ass.

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Anniee451
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Wow, his arm does look extremely emaciated. His legs are uber-skinny too. Maybe he’s just not eating enough.

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