Suspicions were first raised when the First Lady flew to Spain instead of celebrating the President’s birthday at home. Then, last week the media was all atwitter when Obama showed up at his press conference without his wedding ring.
Obviously, Michelle and Barack’s marriage is over. He’s left her for the only thing he loves as much as he loves himself – his Teleprompter.
No, seriously, now the guy brought his damn Teleprompter to a press conference.


H/T: WeaselZippers.us