Good news. President Obama’s soaring, staggering, stunning deficit will soon be a mere pittance.
All because the President has announced that the Department of Homeland Security will soon begin buying office supplies in bulk.
In an effort to hurry along the process, we stopped by our local CostCo yesterday and signed up the President. So in addition to office supplies, every government agency will soon buy everything in bulk. Aircraft carriers by the dozens, dark blue FBI suits by the rackful, teleprompters by the truckload.
We have one other genius idea:
Costco gives away free food samples every day at lunch. Today we had their vegetarian lasagna, beef jerky, crab on cracker, and apple juice. They were all delicious.
Instead of giving people food stamps, give them CostCo membership cards. Then instruct them to head for CostCo at lunchtime to gorge themselves on free samples.
The savings will dwarf whatever Janet Napolitano saves on office supplies.
