Obama’s uncle wants DUI case tossed

Obama’s illegal alien half-uncle argued in court today that his arrest on a drunken driving charge this summer violated his constitutional rights. He wants the evidence suppressed and the case thrown out. Uncle Omar, a liquor store clerk, said he committed no motor vehicle violations so the police had no right to stop him. The police say he nearly crashed into an unmarked police cruiser. Maybe the Commerce Clause says “almost” only counts in horseshoes or something.

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