This sounds like one of those “The Pope, a rabbi and an imam were stranded in a boat” jokes, but it’s not. Naturally, it comes from England.
Let’s just let the Daily Mail UK explain it:
A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
Gary Stewart, 37, had been at loggerheads with Marie Walton and Beverley Sales for months.
But things looked brighter when he made a peace offering of some curry, claiming he had ordered too much from the Indian takeaway.
When the women started to eat, they found the curry studded with slug pellets.
They called the police and Stewart was arrested.
He appeared before magistrates in Manchester where he admitted attempting to poison the two women on September 22.
He denied a further charge of making threats to kill.
Last night it emerged that Miss Walton, a full-time mother, and Miss Sales, a goods vehicle driver, had been the victims of an apparent hate campaign by Stewart at their home in Denton, Manchester.
Stewart is even alleged to have kidnapped the family’s three-legged cat, Amber, and dumped her in a village miles away.
There’s nothing we can add to this story. Absolutely nothing.
Source: Daily Mail UK
